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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 20

Labor's Thumping Election Win Boom In Polling Proof The Coalition Needs To Move Further To The Right Claim Sky News #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/21/lab…

TheUnOz's tweet card. Australian election result denialists, Sky News, have spent the day ranting and raving over how the Coalition needs to move further to the right, following the release of the first post-election ne…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 9

Australian Journo's Hoping There's Enough Leftover Beef Wellington Stories To Last Till Next Week #Mushroom theunaustralian.net/2025/07/10/aus…

TheUnOz's tweet card. The Erin Patterson beef wellington murder case has has been a breath of fresh air to Australian journalists, with the industry running with different angles of the story for the last 6 months. Jour…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 24

Trump Mourns Dear Friend Hulk Hogan Whose Last Wish Was For Everyone To Forget About Epstein #SouthPark theunaustralian.net/2025/07/25/tru…

TheUnOz's tweet card. US President, Donald Trump, has declared a national day of mourning in America after the death of former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. President Trump has asked the nation to honour the former …

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 24

BREAKING: UnOz's Head Writer @greeny_peter given time off to put on a comedy show. Link to tickets below. #SydneyComedy factorytheatre.com.au/event/peter-gr…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 23

Angus Taylor Trapped In Office For 3 Hours After Confusing Push With Pull #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/24/ang…

TheUnOz's tweet card. The Coalition’s so-called potential saviour, Angus Taylor, has spent a harrowing 3 hours trapped in his parliamentary office are confusing push with pull when trying to open the door. ”…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 22

Party Of Attention Seeking Racists Do Something Racist #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/23/par…

TheUnOz's tweet card. The party of attention seeking racists, otherwise known as One Nation, have unsurprisingly chosen the opening of parliament to do something racist, by turning their backs on the acknowledgement of …

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 21

Let’s Olive Branch To Albo To Kiss And Make Up Eroded By Hashtag Gaff #sussanalbox #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/22/ley…

TheUnOz's tweet card. The Liberal party’s interim leader, Sussan Ley, has started off her term as leader by offering an olive branch to Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, to kiss and make up. However, the gesture h…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 21

BREAKING: Sussan Promises To Put The Extra L In Lliberal #auspol

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 17

Barnaby Tells The Missus No Need To Stay Up I'm Just Off To See Coldplay #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/18/bar…

TheUnOz's tweet card. The Coalition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told his missus to not wait up for him this weekend as he’s just heading out to a Coldplay concert. ”I’m…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 16

North Korea Reports Australia To The UN For Having Chemical Weapons After Hearing Of The Existence Of A Mark Latham Sex Tape #NSWPol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/17/nor…

TheUnOz's tweet card. North Korea have called on the United Nations to take urgent action against Australia, as they are fearful that the land down under may be about to unleash a never before seen chemical weapon in th…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 15

BREAKING: Long Bay Jail Library Excited About Their Upcoming Author Talk #auspol

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 15

ScoMo Sounds Out Mark Latham About Double Date At Engadine Maccas #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/16/sco…

TheUnOz's tweet card. Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at th…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 15

BREAKING: Barnaby Joyce Reaches Out To Mark Latham To See If He's Ever Thought Of Joining The Nationals. #auspol

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 14

Nation Shocked To Learn That Latham Managed To Pull A Root #NSWPol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/15/nat…

TheUnOz's tweet card. Australians have woken up this morning to the shocking news that former Labor/Liberal Democrat/One Nation turned Independent politician, Mark Latham, has managed to pull a root. News of Mr Latham&#…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 13

Barnaby To Put Up Private Member's Bill To Overturn The Net Zero Bonk Ban #auspol theunaustralian.net/2025/07/14/bar…

TheUnOz's tweet card. The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he will defy the Coalition and seek to introduce a private member’s bill that will repeal the …

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 10

Man On Stress Leave After Trying To Choose A Beer At His Local Bottle-O #CraftBeer theunaustralian.net/2025/07/11/man…

TheUnOz's tweet card. Ryde man Ian Decisive has taken stress leave this week after a Saturday afternoon trip to his local bottle-o to pick up a 6 pack left him broken down and emotional, after wall after wall of obscure…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 8

BREAKING: Erin Patterson Has Been Nominated For The UnOz's Person Of The Decade, Will She Win? Find out Saturday Oct 18th in Sydney. Tickets below. trybooking.com/DDDMW

TheUnOz's tweet card. Join the team behind the theunaustralian.net as they look back at the good? Bad (so much of that) and ugly (Hi Donald) of the last 10 years....

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 8

Wish I Was Rich Enough To Eat Like A 17thC Flemish Peasant Thinks Man Staring In Artisanal Bakery Window #MasterchefAU theunaustralian.net/2025/07/09/wis…

TheUnOz's tweet card. A Sydney man staring idly at the pricey wares on offer in an Eastern Suburbs artisanal bakery is currently wishing that he was wealthy enough to afford to eat like a subsistence farmer from the Ren…

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theunaustralian.net@TheUnOz · Jul 7

I'm A Celeb Producers Forced To Recast After Mushroom Killer Conviction theunaustralian.net/2025/07/08/im-…

TheUnOz's tweet card. Producers of Australian reality tv show, I’m a celeb get me out of here, have been forced to go back to the drawing board with casting, after mushroom killer, Erin Patterson, was convicted in…

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MW@MWProductions44 · Jul 7

BREAKING: Pentridge prisoners go on a hunger strike after Prison employs new celebrity chef #ErinPatterson

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