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Max Dowman is clearly a baller, but I don’t think he’ll get as many minutes this season as some of you are expecting. Arteta might take the same approach he used with Ethan Nwaneri—grooming him slowly, giving Max limited minutes while Ethan takes a bigger role this season
I don't understand why Alexander Isak had to wait for Liverpool to sign Etikite first, knowing full well that Newcastle were also interested in him. He could’ve made his priorities clear much earlier. Now Newcastle might be forced to spend a fortune on someone like Sesko—who,…
Before Victor Gyökeres made it clear he wanted Arsenal, he was seen as a world-class striker with elite stats and a cold celebration. But now that he’s chosen us, suddenly he’s “too old” and “from a weak league”? If the Portuguese league is so poor, why haven’t others coming…
This is why many fanbases dislike us. Yes, Isak was our top choice, but after everything Gyokeres did to join us, posts like this are disrespectful. Even if Isak was available, dealing with Newcastle financially wouldn't have been easy. He clearly waited for our Gyokeres deal to…
If Liverpool really end up getting Alexander Isak after Wirtz and Etikite, then it’s time to get worried. That’s not just a rebuild — that’s a statement. Arsenal have to respond by getting Eze fast. Standing still isn’t an option when your rivals are moving like this.
People talk like Arsenal have spent the most money in Europe and still can’t win a trophy. Just look at this list — we’re not even on it. Meanwhile, clubs spending over £1B are being praised for winning trophies like the Conference League and the Club World Cup. And rightly so…
Seen many asking whether the signing of Victor Gyökeres improves Arsenal against low block teams. Definitely—and it’s down to his playing style. Gyokeres is always on the move, dragging defenders out of position and opening up space—crucial against compact defenses. He’s strong,…
Manchester United going for Benjamin Sesko after signing Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha could be a game changer for them but let's be real,we all know how it ends for most players over there.I’m not worried,Just get us Gyokeres and we eat good like xQc did winning $3M on Stake
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Mikel Arteta on new signings: “We are so happy, Andrea Berta is doing an excellent job… and it’s still early in the window. In terms of numbers, we are still short.” 👀 And then you’ll hear people later saying he never asked for players when we miss out on some targets
Once Arsenal gets Victor Gyokeres and Eze it will be so over for y'all mfs as we shall have The Emirates as a no nonsense center just as Drake has his own Stake Gambling Center On Air Drake. The likes of Caicedo and all Man United midfielders won't know how to stop them .
The way Newcastle and Isak are moving, it’s clear he might end up at Liverpool this summer. But honestly? Not bothered. Once we get Victor Gyokeres, that whole saga will look like a fancy distraction for another top bottling from the Kops
So apparently,when I mentioned that Moisés Caicedo had joined Arsenal instead of Chelsea,many cooked me. I meant that having him together with Declan Rice in our midfield would be a huge win just like Trainwrecks winning the biggest slot prize of all time: $37 million on Stake.
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