THE SWAMPY TIMES
@TheSwampyTimes
The S.T is a satirical and sardonic newspaper that examines the swamp and everything that lives in it, we demand that every reporter has dyslexia for fairness.
"always with the best of intentions is the worst work done" Oscar Wilde
Good vs. Evil; it’s one and the same.
Netanyahu has food poisoning. Pray for the bacteria Up with this we will not put. The ghost of Epstein haunting Trump. The president's ratings are missing. Obama's coup d'état against the US Follow #MOATS 466 #Netanyahu #Epstein #Trump #Obama
Breaking ELMO USES WHOLE OF SESAME STREET AS MUPPET SHIELD
Israel Levels Sesame Street With Targeted Airstrikes buff.ly/SNVQWsU
"You can't let the Epstein issue go just as you can't let the COVID issue go, because they are the key to fixing other things." - @BretWeinstein Full Locals Exclusive Q&A: darkhorse.locals.com/post/7114004/l…
Scoop SPOKES GREMLIN TELLS THE S..T "IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE FIGHT CHINA, THE PEDOS INCHARGE LOVE ASIAN CHILDREN"
Breaking PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP TELLS MAGA:- IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE COMPLICIT WITH THE MASS RAPE OF CHILDREN, WELL THEN YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE MAGA ANYMORE
Breaking COUNT HAS MADE IT TO FIVE THOUSAND TWO AND FIFTY EIGHT! AH HA.
Five thousand two hundred fifty eight!
SWAMPY POLL WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST ACCEPT THE RULERS OF THE SWAMP ARE NAZI PEDOS? Because they are:-
Breaking SESAME STREET CLAIMS THERE IS NO ELMO PUPPET AND NEVER HAS BEEN Thank you for your attention regarding this matter
Breaking ELMO FINALLY SNAPS AFTER FINDING OUT THE US DEPARTMENT OF DEFENCE GAVE HIM MAYOCRADITIS
Who did this - 😂
Breaking TRUMP GIVES BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY "I AM JOE BIDEN"