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“I was cooking the steak as I usually would, splashed a little bit of VB over the top as always, and before I know it the steak is curled up in a ball on the corner of the BBQ calling for a taxi,” recounted a local chef. theshovel.com.au/2025/07/25/imp…
Australia Agrees To Take American Beef if America Agrees To Take Scott Morrison theshovel.com.au/2025/07/25/aus…
IN BRIEF: Australia agrees to take American beef if America agrees to take Scott Morrison
Australia Agrees To Accept US Beef if US Agrees To Accept Australian Beef Wellington theshovel.com.au/2025/07/24/aus…
New Washing Machine Can Be Controlled via WiFi, Or You Know, Just Pushing the Fucking Button theshovel.com.au/2025/07/22/was…
Inner-City Leftie in Panic After Finding Herself Siding With Murdoch theshovel.com.au/2025/07/21/inn…
According to shocking new data from the Bureau of Statistics, The Project was televised as many as six times a week. theshovel.com.au/2025/07/18/ris…
RBA Reassures Australians They’ll Lower Interest Rates as Soon as Economy Collapses theshovel.com.au/2025/07/18/rba…
New US Stealth Bombers Painted in Epstein’s List, Making Them Impossible To See theshovel.com.au/2025/07/17/new…
MAGA Bro Who Based Entire Personality on Releasing Epstein Files Found With Brain Leaking Out of Ear theshovel.com.au/2025/07/16/mag…
Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files theshovel.com.au/2025/07/16/net…
“You could of course experiment with other lower-quality products made locally in the US, but you’d risk looking fucking ridiculous,” the Aussie PM threatened. Read the full article: theshovel.com.au/2025/02/11/tru…
Renaissance Fair Attendee Lives Out Middle Ages Experience of Waiting 3 Hours at Food Truck theshovel.com.au/2025/07/09/ren…
