Donhammed Trumpistan
@TheRealDon85
I’m great
You know who isn’t a 34 count convicted felon? The birth certificate guy
Mike Johnson: We’re the party of fiscal responsibility, so we increased the national deficit by $4 trillion dollars
BREAKING: JD Vance spotted at a Coldplay concert with another couch
Why does Riley Gains keep getting 5th place in all her swim competitions?
How long before Trump supporters start stuffing shit in their socks to make their ankles look fatter?
If the Epstein files exonerated Donald Trump, he would be selling copies to his supporters for $59.99
At first, the Epstein files were on Pam Bondi’s desk. Then the Epstein files didn’t exist. Then the Epstein files are a Democrat hoax. Now Donald Trump tells the DOJ to release whatever is relevant on the nonexisting list that’s a Democrat hoax What the fuck!?
Awfully ironic that the same party who were anti masks during a global pandemic are advocating for law enforcement (ICE) to wear masks
MAGA 2024: Release the files MAGA 2025: Protect the Philes
Who the fuck rages over trans athletes but defends Donald Trump for protecting pedophiles?
Something to consider: We wouldn’t be waiting for a list if we simply believed women.
If Donald Trump dies, what type of snacks are you bringing to the after party?
Is Donald Trump packing all of his lies in his ankles?
Imagine voting for Donald Trump just to keep him out of prison only for him to turn around and tell you to fuck off and defend pedophiles
This Epstein File scandal is growing faster than Trump’s ear cartilage.