Matthew Bonson

This is a @hannahhampton_ fan account now. Going into work tomorrow with a wedge of toilet roll up my nostril Hero status

Surely an emergency @fastcuriouspod incoming. What a birthday treat

I was listening to @remembermonday_ when I decided to make a big career decision earlier this year. To get to be front row just now losing what little of my voice remained was absolutely incredible. I love #IOW2025

Watching #ScotSquad and my brother asks me which 'one' it was. Does that suggest we watch far too many cop based reality shows? Aye, I'd say so.

I trust that @channel5_tv's #TheFeud will be eligible for all the Baftas next year. What a bingeable delight this has been. The knitwear alone *chefs kiss*

Evening, sun setting after a tough yet enjoyable day at work, train station platform with a can of beer, and a Britpop playlist in the ears. That's a top Tuesday in anyone's book

Obviously the Strowman express wasn't going to hit. It would be the Strowman Rail Replacement Service running instead. Its England after all #SmackDown

End of #Gladiators and they're asking for contenders for series 3. Now where are we on having out of shape, unfit individuals who drink red wine while watching the show taking part? Just no hang tough, no chance of me swinging about on those rings. Only hoops I know are hula

Are we going to see the most amount of tears and cracked voices from Keith in this final than in any other episode? #PotteryThrowdown

For a final to have each individual winning 3 Potter of the weeks, this is as tight as they come. I'm fully invested and cannot wait to see it unfold. #PotteryThrowdown

Walked into the bookshop with a Holly Bourne book under my arm, went to the till, bought a Holly Bourne book and ordered a Holly Bourne book that wasn't in stock all after reading a Holly Bourne book in the last few weeks. Some might say I'm on a Holly Bourne high @holly_bourneYA

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Why are they not showing me a live Champions League table during Goals Show Xtra on @footballontnt?

Surely not just me that gets hints of Wallace and Gromit's "Grand Day Out" when they see Steve's riveted ark #potterythrowdown

Ill, tired and achy. But did I stay awake to finish Leave No Trace by @JoCallaghanKat? You bet. But are you telling me I have to wait until April for the next installment?

My wish for 2025 is that people stop queuing in a pub. Use the bar, that's what it's there for.

J.B says his showdance is to get everyone off their sofa and get moving. Does he not realise I've got a glass of wine on the go and a furry throw over my knees? I'll take some shifting now #StrictlyComeDancing

🚨The next #IOW2025 line-up announcement is here! 🚨 With Jess Glynne, Supergrass, The Corrs, Busted, Amy MacDonald, Ella Eyre, Lightning Seeds, The Pigeon Detectives, The Saw Doctors, Bjorn Again, Crystal Tides AND The Smyths all added! 🤩 🎟️ Tickets at isleofwightfestival.com/onsale

Absolutely criminal decision emanating from the Bake Off Tent. Gill leaving is a travesty. #BoycottTheBakeOff #GBBO

Absymal reffing in the WSL. How a penalty can be given when the Liverpool player doing the fouling and the Everton getting fouled were outside the box is beyond me. Sooner they get VAR in the Women's game, the better