W.F. Caradine
@TheOfficialJOTS
• High & Epic Fantasy Paranormal Sci-fi Author 📚 • NSBA Member 📊 • Ex Scientist 🥼 • Misanthrope 🫶
OKAY! I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO MARKET MY IDEAS NOW CAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING IT LATELY *ahem* Ever read high & epic fantasy paranormal sci-fi purely inspired by nu metal, grunge and 90s anime featuring a ninja and SIX female protagonists? well u gotta wait lol COMING SOON
oh hey everyone not dead yet (i know thats gotta be disappointing news) after 3 million ER visits I ran into a surgeon who finally listened to me yea its not my gallbladder surprise lol still no pain management but were FINALLY investigating the pancreas more stay sexy
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!11! the doctors foun-- im just fuckin with you, still suffering in Gods circus of humiliation hope you sexy retards have all been well tho
You know me, I can’t resist an invitation to share my favorite first page 😁 Indie authors, I’d love to see your first page too!
Do you know what we haven't done for a while? A first pages thread. Here's the first page of The First Rule, which had a sequel coming out imminently 👀 Be brave! Show me your first pages and grab a book by an indie author.
hi wrote 8 new pages life is still a disaster and maybe im a retard for writing instead of pulling magic tricks out of my ass to fix myself/my life but whatever hope you enjoy you sexy retards
i kno Gods got a sense of humor cause this happens a day before i go back into the hospital lol if this is part of a plan i dont see it fellas btw every church and NPO is outta money trust me i been calling for months anyway gotta save my phone battery you sexy retards
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im not telling (tee-hee) u gotta read muh buhks to find out lame i kno smh
What are some ways to use humor to enhance a story’s emotional impact?
Thank you all for the incredible support during my book launch. The orders, the messages, the shares—it’s been way more than I ever expected, and I’m truly touched by every single one of you who joined in online to make this moment so special. Going into this, I had modest…
EXPOSUUUURRREE IS A PITIFUL AND POINTLESS WAY OF DYING BEFORE IT GETS MEEEEE I'LL BUILD A FUNERAL PYREEEE KEROSENE! KEEPS ME WARM! I'M ALONE TO WATCH IT BURN KER-O-SEEEENNEE!
not my best past 10 years university "lost" my government grant lost my fed job lost my parents lost my apartment lost all my equipment and merchandise during a robbery lost my health about to lose my car what else do i have to lose so cheer up G.F Allen ✨
Not my best Tuesday.
I know why you wanna hate me I know why you wanna hate me... NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME... CAUSE HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY
You are someone’s most hated Twitter account.
you know how most times your first draft is cringeworthy ok mine wasnt so much "edge lord" as it was a freakin college textbook lol the opposite-- nay, antichrist of storytelling i still have that first draft saved too..
Since first drafts are supposed to be messy, is there such a thing as a bad first draft?
This was such a fun interview! Thanks so much for the great convo, @yourpaperquest and @SWHannahAuthor!
Our latest interview with @gwalkerauthor about her page-turning, dystopian Sci-Fi story, ASH, is now live! We dove deep into pacing, world-building, character relationships, inspirations, and so much more! Check it out below! youtube.com/watch?v=RMSi_v…
Book 2 of Tails of Battle is re-done. The ram has started a rebellion, and an ancient darkness is rising. The Leos make a return while across the sea, a war wages in the kingdoms amazon.com/dp/B0F7F53N1Q/…
we went from concealing our ideas from fear of persecution by the church (RIP Giordano Bruno) to "make sure your chapters are exactly 200 words long" from fear of mere criticism by any regular mother fucker on the Internet dunno whether to laugh or cry buddy
