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Welcome to the enchanted monkey jungle… Tiki drink posts archive at @HANDS0MEGENIUS
LANDFALL is a collection of short stories by @mertcentury, @endingmylife4, @iwrite4jacobin, @LouKakin, @somhairle_ , and me. Mine is about a boy with a pea plant growing from his head. Each story is paired with a cocktail it inspired, all crafted by yours truly. Amazon link👇

I started making vintage inspired T shirt designs printed on 100% cotton heavyweight comfort colors tees and they cost $34.99 plus shipping
This is the most perfect Mai Tai I’ve ever made. There’s no topping this
The part in Pink Floyd’s the wall where an ice cream sundae turns into boobs is the best visualization of hedonism maybe in any movie
the buried lede here is that Cameron knew the guy that the story is based on and personally promised him that he’d tell the story of his life on film. hardly some sort of cynical response to Nolan, this is a full on passion project
James Cameron says his film ‘GHOSTS OF HIROSHIMA’ will be “unsparing” in depicting the atrocities of what happened during the atomic blasts. He compares it to doing what Steven Spielberg did with ‘SAVING PRIVATE RYAN’ & ‘SCHINDLER’S LIST’ Find out more: bit.ly/GhostsDF
Movie of the genius coming soon
James Cameron says his film ‘GHOSTS OF HIROSHIMA’ will be “unsparing” in depicting the atrocities of what happened during the atomic blasts. He compares it to doing what Steven Spielberg did with ‘SAVING PRIVATE RYAN’ & ‘SCHINDLER’S LIST’ Find out more: bit.ly/GhostsDF
As America is gripped by what can only be described as a “biker race war,” three young people who never asked to be a part of it find that there’s nowhere to run. Three stories about motorcycles, young love, and revenge. THREES 9. Link in replies
(Seeing a bachelorette party go to Nashville for the weekend) wtf every white woman I know is moving to Tennessee (The next Monday) oh nevermind lol
We would listen to Crazy Train at the start of every road trip and I thought it was the most badass thing ever when I was 10. Rip to a legend
“French fries and soda used to be good for you” is official government policy. Fatazoid Occupied Government
In The Machinist remake, in order to prepare for his role Christian bale undergoes an arduous diet and training regimen to have a big fat white ass
The mayor has a beautiful singing voice.
theyre coming back to us you guys that trailer is on the horizon
Concept art by Teddy Newton for The Incredibles (2004), dir. Brad Bird, Pixar
People actually think I’m Na’vi if they don’t know me