Joshua Kaye
@TheMoneyMystic_
💸 Your bank account’s astrologer | 🌍 World events. Wealth codes.
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The spirits won’t bless you with money until you prove you won’t self-destruct when it arrives. Level your nervous system. Then ask again.
♍️ Mars in Virgo energy hits different. You’re craving progress. But if you don’t channel it, it becomes anxiety, overthinking, or burnout. ✨ Tip: Do one task well. Let presence be your power. 🏠 What house is Mars transiting in your chart? Drop it below 👇
“I’ll try” leaks doubt into your field. Speak like it’s already done. Instead of “I’ll try,” say: “I am.” “I choose.” “It is done.” Your words cast spells. Make them powerful.
I accidentally said “I’ll try” at kundalini and the lady slapped me. Saying you’ll try is like casting a failure spell.
✨BONUS HACK✨ When it comes to food astrology/kitchen magic, I prefer to work with seasonal produce. This is optional, so you don’t have to do this. But working with the foods that are seasonal in your location brings you one step closer to Mother Nature 🌳
Jupiter is in Cancer. The Sun is in Leo. 🍊☀️ Bright yellow-orange foods hit different right now: mangoes, turmeric, oranges, saffron, bananas, red or yellow lentils. Eat them with intention. You’re infusing your body with warmth, radiance, and divine nourishment. ✨