Manic

Here's the actual quote from Sammy

I mean her hair is pink as cotton candy often is...

SaturGay*

Gary Oldman is a chameleon

He was also wearing bifocals, which means he was double crossed.

My bulging wood. Fixed. Proper job.

Always, ALWAYS consult your lawyer before following the advice of Manic, but...

Them: I hate people. Me: Oh. I love people. Them: But why? They're assholes. Me: Relatable. Them: I hate you. Me: Well, I love you. Them: ...

Mergers are merely corporate inbreeding. So these results are to be expected.

Obligatory: Horse MD helps patient gets stable.

She does!

"Oi! Malcolm! Snap a photo of me next to the murder cock."

Jokes on you. I was staring because I'm stoned.

Them, praising current marketing trends: Nature is healing. Me, knowing marketing is unnatural by default:

Not enough Cincinnatus in the world.

Step 1 is actually infiltration, changing your pfp and bio to brand yourself as a certain demographic so they see you as one of them and are more likely to engage with you.

You can enjoy and celebrate your friend's successes. Even if you feel envious.

Marry her 😁😍😭

I dunno. I bust out this track and when I hit four I got too many fine ladies all up on me to keep going… I may never know.