Moaning Myrtle 🫦

Ever met someone who looked exactly how they smelled? ….. yea

Y’all be so paranoid. Nothing anyone’s unhappiness can do to ruin the things that God blesses me with….

Despite how much I loooooovvvve toy play, whenever I see yall videos my brain always says “omgeeee get out of there” and we chuckle 🤣

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2 tone.

Sometimes, the price be going up ….

lets play everybody show they teeth

I actually prefer my friends don’t post it

Everybody be trying so hard to look sexy… just be regular . Regular is sexy enough

Y’all don’t text back fast enough for all that … put that pussy on live and I’ll give you a thousand dollas

I know Not so Young Joc is not yelling at us because of a racist white man

Trying not to panic every time your crush interacts with you 😵‍💫

My problem is I just be wanting text people randomly and say “lemme see some p*^^y” and expect them to not even speak just send 🤦🏾‍♂️

I just feel like if you don’t want me, why can’t your friend ?

Don’t mind chasing a nigha as long as it’s not a marathon and you not running for your life. I shouldn’t be tired after chasing you Like yall be wanting to be chased just for the sake of running.

Simpsons ass laugh lol

It don’t even be the gym for me, it be the nighas …. Pheremones everywhere

Side note…. I hate that yall always attribute morals to sex I really feel like just because someone has a different relationship with sex than you, doesn’t make them any more immoral . I just think that is so crazy

I’ll never be quiet because My feelings are valid My desire to be understood is valid One day, someone who wants to understand, will.

This is literally me minus the active. Minus the competitive. Minus the big ass kid. Minus the personality. Minus the morals Twins!

I be catching feeling where I was supposed to be catching flights and that’s my problem