Jack Forge
@TheJackForge
Retired
The course was $12.99 on Udemy.
A 22 year-old man illegally posed as a dentist, using online tutorials to learn how to do surgery He made $185,000 before getting caught, conducting multiple root canals with no real training
The weekends are for gaming, watching movies, and eating ice cream. Put the MacBook down.
I log off for the day and World War III starts. Never logging off again.
It’s Friday. This is your weekly reminder to ask your boss for a raise.
One day, you’re someone who gets paid to binge-watch three movies a day. The next, you’re a manager who gets paid even more to binge-watch them.
Reminder: It doesn’t matter how funny you think it is. No one wants to see the video that is playing on your phone.
I have officially banned my coworkers from making coffee. If it doesn’t look like crude oil, it’s not coffee.
“Groceries are too expensive!” - Guy who just spent $150 on Marvel Rivals skins (I’m the guy)
Goals are important. Mine is to watch at least one movie a day while I’m supposed to be working.
Started a new role today. Easier job, better hours, and I get to work with a bunch of great people I’ve worked with over the years. Life is good.
Father’s Day is great. It means you get to go out for a nice dinner with your family and still pay for it. 😭
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized this: Having a 9-5 job that pays well and gives you time to enjoy your hobbies is all you really need.
I hope the Internet just stays broken. Then we can start over and build a new one.
Quit believing everything that people say on the Internet. Just assume everyone is lying 100% of the time.