Hanging with the raisin girls

Me as a teenager: “I’m going to have a big house with a pool and giant walk in closet and I’m going to host big parties every weekend” Me as an adult: “I can live in a shipping container in the woods? That’s awesome!”

I will always believe there is that place we were meant to meet

I want to live in a tiny home with a hydroponic garden and wooded yard. I also want to dine on rooftop restaurants and spend a lot of time in the city.

I am working right now on my second massive report about Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, and what I can tell you so far is that I am more convinced than ever before that Donald Trump is covering up a history of pedophilic sex crimes (to wit, with pubescent but pre-legal teens).

Turns out it’s easier to fight evil than stupidity.

Imagine being scared of diversity, but not dictatorship.

I tried responding to Trump on here and “an error occurred” 😂 Fuck this fascist administration

A game called “where was it bought?” and the options are adult store or pet store.

I want to chase it but I can’t let go.

I am spending the day with my friend’s 7yo daughter so she can study for a work exam. We shopped at Claire’s and Sephora, had a sushi lunch and now are listening to Sabrina Carpenter by the pool. I’m a boy mom and this feels very different, haha.

Does anyone else recall Prince performing at the pyramids in Egypt to ring in the millennium? This apparently never happened. I have been telling people for decades that I wish I could have gone to that concert. Mandela craziness.

If I read one more news article I will sink into despair, so instead I am lifting myself up with platform shoes and leaving my house for some socialization. Happy Friday. Don’t isolate. Isolation kills.

Me logging into a work call is my kids cue to run around shirtless in the background.

The scar above my lip is very visible today and my face is extra shiny. I could freshen my look with makeup but I work from home today and this is what the video call people get. I’m certain they won’t care or notice. Cheers to DGAF Friday ☕️

A heat advisory is my cue to get outside.

I live in a country with much hate and division. I also live in this country. ❤️ youtu.be/JozAmXo2bDE?si…

i'll never be able to forget you for the way you made my heart smile

The 24oz cups are back! Cheers to Thursday. Do your best today and know that it’s enough.

Cicadas are such exhibitionists.