TheGodmotherNG
@TheGodmotherNg
Couples' Godmother, Numbers Cruncher
« N65k 5* hotels ». 😭
“We paid you ₦1M salary, lodged you in five star ₦65k hotels, flew you by air for away games. And you repaid us by scoring just 5 goals.” — Enyimba FC reportedly slam Brown Ideye for publicly demanding unpaid bonuses.
This is not correct for a number of reasons, but I'll focus on one. Abstraction. One of the hardest things to do in the world, is to hold an abstract concept in your mind and work with it. Things like carpentry, and other physical-type tasks, although demanding, do not…
The astrophysicist became knowledgeable in astrophysics because he has dedicated his time to study that. Carpentry at the highest level can be equal to that. Just because i follow my path doesn’t mean i won’t excel in yours.
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European women decide to vacation in Africa. It's not a good idea.
This is why we say ask before you enter. Some women want what some others just don’t.
“One thing I cannot stand is a guy that’s too available.” - Madame Joyce
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I finally got one into trying to play. He kicked the ball once and fell a few seconds later. “I’m so hungry” Me: okay, I know. You can go eat with your dad after practice. Dad yells, “Everything okay” Me: he said he is hungry. Dad: Are you gonna make it, buddy?
That’s why the French say they don’t live to work, they work to live.
Crazy how it's considered normal to drop your kids off at daycare 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, just to drive to a job that pays for daycare, the car, and a home you're barely in. We're literally working to afford a life we hardly get to live.
I don’t mind fish in stew zzz depends on the fish. What I can’t stand is chicken in any soup …not even pepper soup. 🤢
No it’s not.
No words are enough to express my thoughts in queen’s English so I’ll just run with pidgin English. Dem no born the papa wey born their papa well, make dem try am for mosque.
La question que tout le monde se pose : « Pourquoi ne le font ils pas devant une mosquée ?»
From a boda boda ride to the NBA Draft 🇺🇸 Born in Rumbek, South Sudan 🇸🇸 and raised in Uganda 🇺🇬 since the age of 2, this young man didn’t pick up a basketball until he was 14 — after a boda boda rider told him he was too tall not to be playing. Just four years later, he’s now…
This is the best Down syndrome awareness video I have ever seen Amazing 👏👏👏
What is wrong with Nigerians? 🤣🤣🤣
Dangote is making videos, Otedola is writing threads of Lamentations. Meanwhile, Tony Elumelu:
🤣🤣🤣The Nigerian sense of humour is unbeatable ...and it isn't always entirely a joke.
Make agbero seize your pikin for ojota because you no give am owo loading for pram dfkm
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i be watching this every night just for that extra shot of serotonin