Jeff
@TheFantasyEng
I really like watching football
An Astronomer landed on the moon in 1969, and it changed the world forever. Now an Astronomer just landed on a jumbotron for the first time, changing the course of history yet again. The human race is truly remarkable.
Someone brought their fantasy football trophy with them to dinner tonight at the restaurant I'm at, hell yea
The Nationals are calling up their top paw-spect Bruce the Bat Dog from Triple-A, the team announced. He will make his Major League debut on Saturday.
Happy Father's Day Weekend to all the dads out there. Finally, a Thursday night, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday night where we can kick back and relax.
New to this whole “fantasy football trade negotiation” thing. How did I do?
Gruden’s the man!! 🥞💪🏽
Pat Ricard 42… I call him the “Straw Man.” He handles the C gap ON the line of scrimmage, he pass protects for Lamar and lead blocks for Derek Henry, He’s the straw that stirs the drink! I love him!
Crazy that people say Jordan is a distraction from football when she's literally the reason Bill is getting another ring
In honor of the Pope dying, the Cardinals should get to pick for the Saints tomorrow
Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.
Me to my kids after telling my wife that they ate the rest of the cookies, not me
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
big deal I had breakfast sunday too
Penn St. edge rusher Abdul Carter had breakfast Sunday in State College, Pa., with New York Giants head coach Brian Daboll. Carter also is now scheduled to visit the Giants on Thursday in New Jersey, and he figures to be a top-3 pick.
Got my wife some cool looking flower and watered the absolute shit out of it before she got home and then she was like "that's the most beautiful orchid, so let's just make sure not to water it too much bc these are finicky". How do you un-water a plant? Hypothetically
When your favorite takeout spot recognizes you when you walk in >>>>>
Told my boss I'll have a big assignment done by EOD, he's going to lose it when I April fool's him. Get ready to laugh