Jewish Elmo
@TheElmoJew
Elmo loves wall ✡️ King Elmo David Shalom ✡️
You know what? Elmo doesn't need Princess Peach! Elmo has his side bitch Elsa! Elmo is going to go **** and **** her **** until she ******* all over her *****!
You and me. And me and you. No matter where Hamas may be. The Princess Peach. And roll some dice... Elmo doesn't know the song...
Elmo will always love Princess Peach. Elmo will not drunk dial you anymore. Elmo will let you go now. Please send Foreign Aid. ❤️
Elmo has learned that all the time Elmo spent saving his princess meant nothing. Elmo would stay up long into the night going through endless castles... "Princess Peach?" Elmo would ask. But she was always in another castle. Finally, on a hot summer day in Sesame Street... Elmo…
Nintendo has clarified Mario and Peach's relationship in a Nintendo Today post, stating, "Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and help each other out whenever they can." bit.ly/3IMUHDm
Your daily reminder that Elmo loves you ❤️ Please send Foreign Aid. Elmo is chosen ❤️
Elmo partakes in the occasional drink. Elmo doesn't have a problem. YOU have a problem! Elmo is chosen!
Hulk Hogan... rest in peace, brother. youtu.be/fKJDAVvs_JA?fe…
Elmo is chosen! Sesame Street was promised to Elmo! From sea to Big Bird! Send more Foreign Aid!
Sesame Street is once again surrounded by KHAMAS! Continue sending Foreign Aid!
Elmo is chosen. Sesame Street was promised to Elmo. Send more Foreign Aid.
In the 70s, the set IQ for being mentally retarded was 85, but was later lowered to 70 (adjusted to 75) because it would mean roughly 52% of black people would be classified as retarded. Just so we all know that this is true and not simply blind racism, @grok how accurate am I?
Does anyone else realize how absolutely hilarious it is to wake up to a hundred people arguing with an account named Jewish Elmo? Because I'm rolling right now.
