Maw
@TheEbonyMaw
Your Tweets Are Inconsequential Compared to Mine.
Guys… we’ve been doing this chasing wrong the whole time
3yr old son and I were playing with toys, when he suddenly stands up and starts spinning. Son: Daddy, I tornado. Me: Oh no! Do we need to get somewhere safe? Son: No dad, we need soldiers. Me:…we do? Son: Yeah with swords. Me: Oh! I get it (I run over & grab a foam…
Guys two friends from church discovered what my Twitter handle was, so please no more funny business in my mentions. All previous opinions I’ve posted that were remotely spicy in any way, I declare that I was hacked. Thank you.
Dude now that it’s summer, I absolutely feel this meme. Multiple friends have held park birthdays parties for their kids in the 90 degree summer heat, & those plastic playgrounds sitting on rubber floors get so uncomfortably hot. Maybe we should return to wood playgrounds.
Good morning Maw
Just now my son said he was thirsty. So I got him again. And I got the same reaction. We’re so back.
In the van with the family. Son: Dad? Me: Yeah? Son: I’m hungry. (YES. MY TIME HAS COME.) Me: Hi, Hungry! I’m Dad! Son:…… DAAAAAAAD! That’s not funny! That’s not what I meant!
Superman is a movie about an immigrant who rejects the ideas of his home country & integrates American values instead, and how valuable that can be for all.
