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BREAKING - THE DRIBBLE EXCLUSIVE*** Caitlin Clark, in an unexpected move, to hold Monday press conference to announce WNBA retirement to pursue long childhood dream of playing in the MLB, close insiders report. Story developing…

BREAKING*** Current Las Vegas odd makers has Caitlin Clark as top pick at +510 as # 1 WNBA player to choose pregnancy over next season in the league. Other players include teammate, Lexi Hall, longshot A‘ja Wilson and Angel Reese (immediately after Clark announces +530)

BREAKING *** Increasingly the talk around the WNBA and its Fans is “Why was Chennedy Carter blacked balled by all owners from last year’s Unrivaled league?” Many saying the fact that she was not there delegitimizes any championship outcome for the year.

Breaking * Chicago Rachel Banham’s game vs Fever has WNBA Fans asking the question: “Is the Sky’s Point/Forward offense create impressive statistical numbers for one player but at the expense for every other player?” Banham • 26 points • 5 assists • 6/11 3PM • 8/15 FG

INJURY UPDATE*** Phoenix Mercury DeWanna Bonner appear’s back to playing like her old self with outstanding performances in recent games. Bonner had been sideline for first half of the year with a devastating lonely heart injury and lingering home sickness.

BREAKING NEWS*** Angel Reese launches official "Turnover Tammy" Apparel after filing trademark. Drops another line of clothing as ultimate clapback to criticism as she leads the WNBA with close to 90 turnovers vs 82 assist. Availability scheduled for mid-August.

BREAKING LEAK** WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert to likely announce the league will return to Indianapolis in 2026. Insider states “We’re in serious conversations having Indianapolis to be a leagues All-Star site until 2028 for obvious reasons,” they refuse to specify.

EDITORIAL** Dennis Rodman: Professional basketball’s original Social Medial Influence Rebounder & Tunnel Fit Trailblazer. Works include NBA 5 x Champion, 2 x All Star, 2 x Defensive Player of the Year, 7 x Rebounding Champion, Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame




BREAKING** Caitlin Clark wanted Reeves & “certainly fells like she has every ability to be an All-Star coach for the team someday” but at the end of the day it was a committee and their decision that was out of her hands.

cheryl miller being asked to pick between caitlin, paige, and sabrina to start a franchise with and she chose caitlin 🙂↕️
BREAKING ALL-STAR NEWS*** Caitlin Clark still the tide lifting all boats. By recording highest vote totals ever, the WNBA superstar impact on the league assisting the rise in this years rookies votes like Paige Bueckers & Kiki Iriafen out pacing previous years.

BREAKING*** In a MVP season in the making: Aaliyah Boston achieve a WNBA statistical first. Until now no other player in the history of the league has lead in these 2 major statistical categories at one time: - Field goal of Percentage - The Worst League Whistle

BREAKING** Lexie Hull is the first and only player in history of woman’s basketball to win both WNBA Commissioner’s Cup Championship & Unrivaled Recreational Woman’s League Championship in the same year.

BREAKING*** First rookie in the history of the WNBA to win to 2x All-Star, 1st Team All-WNBA, ROTY and win the Commissioner’s in the same year. A feat likely to never be repeated.

THE DRIBBLE EXCLUSIVE** WNBA ANNOUNCES 2025 All-Star Head Coaches WNBA media experts, Jaguar Jackson & Natalie Esquire


BREAKING*** Angel Reese has founded her Prince Charming. New head coach Tyler Marsh. Reeses basketball skill has progressed more in 16 game with Marsh than all of last year with previous coach. Marsh has transformed Angel from lead joke to league top role player.

DRIBBLE EXCLUSIVE*** Insider reveals to exclusively to The Dribble the real reason DeWanna Bonner stuns the WNBA by walking from the Indiana Fever after joining the team in during free agency & only playing 9 games to start the 25 season , stating the lack of fair officiating.

DRIBBLE EDITORIAL** Comes to basketball, even the best professional players has had a games; including Diana Taurasi, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, and even the great Michael Jordan. Even the greats will have a few bad games. So it’s no surprise lessor players will too.
