Des Kelly
@TheDesKelly
Broadcaster, Journalist, Editor, Columnist, Reporter, Event Host, Patron of GB Blind Football. Instagram: http://instagram.com/thedeskelly/?h…
An excellent evening with the great @JohnCleese 👏👏👏#Bristol #montypython #fawltytowers
Up Tipp! Tipperary are All-Ireland champions. Home of the Rock of Cashel, Shane Long, the Devil’s Bit, Coolmore Stud, Una Healy, The Golden Vale, Cahir Castle and Templemore… See. It’s not a long way at all. #GAA #Tipperary #hurling #Ireland
Outstanding from Usyk. Accurate, devastating punching. What a fighter. What a champion. 👏👏👏🇺🇦 #usyk #dubois #wembley #undisputed #heavyweight
Bye bye, Gregg Wallace MBE. Amazingly, Wallace was appointed 'Member of the Order of the British Empire' in the 2022. Following on from that revelation, an obvious opportunity presents itself to make a joke about Gregg's 'member', but I'm better than that. #MasterChef #BBC
Elon Musk's A.I. Grok does not believe Donald Trump was actually in the FIFA Club World Cup trophy photo. It says the image was "likely digitally altered". 👀. I'm not sure it really happened either. #Trump @ChelseaFC #FIFACWC #FIFAClubWorldCup #ElonMusk #CFC
Two Wimbledon Champions: Sinner today, Swiatek yesterday. Both failed drug tests in recent months. And they’re still ranked No.1. To borrow a famous tennis phrase: “You cannot be serious !” @Wimbledon #tennis #wimbledon #WimbledonFinal
Andre Agassi is a welcome upgrade in the BBC commentary booth. Relaxed, witty and insightful.👏👏👏 @Wimbledon @AndreAgassi #tennis
The deafening screech of a cat's tail repeatedly caught under a rocking chair - it's the sound of @Wimbledon. #Sabalanka #113decibels #earache #Wimbledon25 #tennis
Robert Smith joining Olivia Rodrigo on stage is the moment of @Glastonbury. Nobody saw that coming! #TheCure @oliviarodrigo #BrilliantlyBonkers
A magnificent gig by @fatherjohnmisty and his band tonight at @Rock_City_Notts. Great music, great venue. Make sure to watch them at @glastonbury this weekend. 👏👏👏 🎸🎤 #upfront #live #music #concert #rock #musician #guitar #festival #gig #liveband #rockmusic
A glass of something vintage for hosting the 25 years (plus) on Match Of The Day. And another top-up for the even older puns and jokes. Cheers! Thanks for the BTSport days. 🍷 #MOTD #GaryLineker #BBC #BTSport
The "funny thing" is Man Utd's net spent over the last 5 seasons was -£565.08million. Spurs is £-472.31m. Wigan and Bradford aren't any near comparable.
Funny thing is When the likes of wigan and Bradford stayed up in 17th or 18th position I don't remember anyone pushing the narrative that only stayed up because the bottom 3 were shit
The two most shambolic, inept, multi-million pound wasters in the Premier League meet tonight for a European trophy. It’s 16th v 17th - a 'Battle of the Jedwards'. Bad or Worse?... I can’t wait! Bring it on. @ManUtd @SpursOfficial @EuropaLeague #BadvWorse
Brilliant from the @TheDailyShow 👏👏👏 👇
An absolute masterpiece 👏👏👏