The Crypto Dog 📈
@TheCryptoDog
STEM PhD dropout / $crypto-trading dog🐕 Started mining #bitcoin in 2011. Investor / market commentator.
hyping up coin launches is a horrible idea they're less fair bc it gives an edge to those that are well equipped rather than those that are able to spot the opportunity if you want to launch a coin, launch it as early as possible building a chart = building community
today, we made history once again from being one of the fastest growing companies on earth to selling out the $600m public sale in 12 minutes, it’s clear that pump fun is inevitable long live the believers, long live the trenches, and long live pump fun
Old man can't stop hiccupping in my ward right now I want to sneak up behind him and scare the shit out of him with some loud animal noises to help him out but I don't think the nurses would like that
Three Arrows Capital was early
Someone created a 1v1 rating game out of the Tea App leaks. Here are the current leaderboards
If you ever find yoirself in a group vacation ans suddenly all mfers unite in your room but youre in the bathroom next door trying to shit but as yoi dont want them to know and hear you act like youre taking a shower and decide to shit in it so nobody hears it and the shampoo…
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit the profile of @trillionbear ? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
It's happening... After an initial call with a robotics integrator in Thailand, they told us they'd learned about us directly from one of the largest robotics companies in the world, who recommended our stack. The path to 100k robots running Auki is shorter than you think.
the whole space is mad at @a1lon9 for not responding well enough imagine being a holder of a coin he cto’d what hes doing right now is actually VERY good compared to his CTO bidding more $alon pumpilio
sometimes i consider learning more about cyber security and then i learn a few things and think "man i should just become amish"
I’ll still never fully be okay hearing the term “web 3” so much bro, i mean yeah i get it but it just feels soulless, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, try-hard, but it’s how it is now But i will forever call it crypto, these images perfectly represent the difference in my mind
Get off the charts and open block explorers Follow the artist not just the artwork
I'm not gonna say what race, what people, what doctor, and what hospital, and what media it went to
Lots of celebrities dying randomly and having close calls. There’s something going on right now
Is no one going to talk about the fact there's a VC fund named "Imaginary Ventures" that invested in SKIMs (tying to Kim Kardashian) and also SIMULATE (Ben Pasternak's fake chicken meat startup before Believe). SIMULATE art & branding was designed by the same artist behind…
following up on my request for this stg we will surprise you
I basically never short. I typically just close & wait for a re-long entry Bears are lame. Cheering for people to lose money is whack But $FUKU takes my emotional bias out of the equation. Fuku don’t give a fuck about your bags. Fuku trades both sides of the market. Join us