The Cobb
@TheCornCobbler
soulless worms will be destroyed by the light of my beautiful kind soul. *holding giant sword with one hand* I Will Be The One To Drown This World In Kindness.
got some insane compliments from people i havent seen since Jan tonight about my cut and how massive my shoulders, traps and chest look with the 40 something lbs off.
interpreting the female cashier staring holes in my body and looking me up and down as her thinking she knows me and nothing else.
its not suprising one would develop """AFRID""" after coming from a culture that eats dry boiled fish with no salt and thinks that's just a fine way to live.
This is like watching someone take heroin for the first time.
every time someone smiles or laughs in public its at my expense i just know it.
*Catches glimpse of myself in reflection walking past* Hmmm? *turns and face reflective surface* Ohhhhhhh.... I'm corn... Oh.... FUCK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
To the gamers among my followers (i detest you), is killing floor 3 any good?
@TheCornCobbler time for round 2
@TheCornCobbler time for round 2
Woke up to infinite oldtroon notifications, put your dentures in people.
My cat will sit on my desk and cry at me if i stay up too late but when I go to bed he hides in my house and cries when I take him to bed....
decrepit oldtroons coming out of the woodwork to reply and qt me not realizing they should be feeling even worse for wasting more time.
just realized ive been on this site for 2 years and got an immense feeling of dread and despair.