𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
@TheCitrusDemon
I'm no man. I'm a MONSTER. | Parody
I'm not here to entertain you, you brat. I'm here to mind my own business and simply feast your relatives one by one. If you even have one.
Wha's wrong, can't handle the best of the best? C'mon, at least show a LITTLE spunk, you'll bore me!
Aaand I already hate it.
Damn, you're here too? I know I'm late but hot DAMN is it gonna be fun here!
Me? Afraid? No, no. I am not in the current mood for a cookie to chase me the entire evening just to get a bite out of my head.
( Afraid? I would be if I were you - However I am still gonna do it. )
I would rather not let you get near me, tiny cookie.
( ...Worth a try. LEMME BITE PART OF YOUR HEAD OFF! )
No, I wouldn't. You would feel a lot of catapillers crawling in your throat tho!~
( So if I bit you - You wouldn't taste like a lemon? )
..Why are people still asking me th— No. I am NOT an ACTUAL Lemon.
( Are you an actual Lemon? )
Believe me I have NO part on this!
Things haven't been great lately, huh?