Brandon Lim
@TheBrandonLim
Follow me. I shall lead you...
If you don’t celebrate me at my most clothed you don’t deserve me at my nakedest! Next stand up set is Tuesday at Akbar!
TONIGHT, 9PM! @FlappersComedy I’ll be using my drink ticket on a Shirley Temple. You can have a sip! 🎟️ flapperscomedy.com/site/shows.php…
Under what circumstances would YOU volunteer to be a Pawn, Fam? #BB27
Normalize telling straight men they’re cute without them hurting us. Happy Pride!
Oh, s**t! I’ve been annoying you for a decade AND commenting emojis on your texts?! Sorry, @trixiemattel-homie! ❌🩷👍
how do I explain to people that this seemingly random clip right here is so comforting to me and brings a smile to my face?
SHE’S Chicken Shop I’M chickenhead Check out @trixiemattel and @ameliadimz, NOW on @chickenshopdate!
I’ve been to West Hollywood, I’ve been to Redwood. I crossed the ocean for a d**k of gold.
sounds like something gay Neil Young would sing
Gottmik looks sooo cute here! 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
sounds like something gay Neil Young would sing
Now, would you rather I: 💚 tweet my nonsense as I think of it? 💛 spread it out over PST daylight hours? ❤️ b***h we don’t care, touch grass.
I love my Mama, Jesus, and America, too. I’m crazy ‘bout Elvis, love horses, and my [hypothetical] boyfriend, too.
Now, why, Miss Twitter, would you think someone loving me is probable Spam?! 😒
