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Where Dak ranks among all time Quarterbacks: Pass completion percentage: 4th Adjusted Net Yards per pass attempt: 7th Pass interception percentage: 9th Passer rating: 5th Touchdown/Interception ratio: 6th Fun fact: in 3 of Dak’s playoff losses the defense allowed 30+…

Imagine having legitimate dreams to play professional baseball and after all your hard work the professional baseball team you end up on is the “Savannah Bananas”

What if instead of the NFL being called the National Football League it was called the National Freak League and instead of playing with a football they played with themselves

Hey @grok based on my tweets, I am: - Which athlete? - Which age? - Which fictional character? - Which politician? - Which teams I like and who I like on them? - Which historical figure? - Which artist?

All jokes and trolling aside, this play design is actually fucking terrible. Mike McCarthy’s bitch ass will pay for his crimes dude.

Sak 😂

How easy it would be for EA to add the shooter sleeve/ undershirt combo and undershirt / turf tape combo. Literally just move turf tape and shooter sleeves to the elbow selection. And make 1/4 sleeve shorter (if needed)

I’ve been told for years to fully rebrand to a Dak page. While I’m not willing to fully commit to a rebrand, I made an all things Dak account @Dak_Muse. This will be the number 1 player Muse account on the platform. Following everyone back!

I was talking to my boss about the Cowboys and he said he’s a big Dak fan. He said he was going to show me a good Dak account on Twitter to follow. He showed me my account.

QB Discourse is forever ruined. I’m done trying.

On @EASPORTSCollege 26 I’ll be making a roster file where everyone is striped of their accessories all you “Dress up” “sims” “equipment ain’t important” guys will be downloading right?

1k day 1. This shit is a Movement‼️‼️ EA can only ignore us for so long. #UpdateCFB26Equipment

We are here

Fuck EA for not releasing CFB 26 on the PC again. I’ve exclusively purchased Madden on the PC the past two years because modders are actually passionate about an authentic Football experience. This isn’t just equipment, but they improve the gameplay every year. There is no reason…

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I really hope this dork @Equipment_Guru has his doors locked rn 😂

Robots finally off my TL 🙏

Dak discourse being talked about positively wasn’t on my bingo card for this week. He’s top 5 and not fat. My QB owns yours

Yo Iran, I found the guy who ordered those missile strikes.