Ben Swain
@TheBenSwain
I take summers off cause I love winter beef.
If DC is truly, as they say, a northern city with southern charm you'd think they'd know where the apostrophe in y'all goes.
Passing ya'll a Slim stat before tipoff @CapitalOne
I love reading critics crushing Happy Gilmore 2 for recycling the same jokes and bringing back all the same characters for a single joke or a bunch of pointless cameos because literally those are the exact reasons I'd even want to watch a Happy Gilmore sequel
Fine Clemson every game, coward
ACC commissioner Jim Phillips says schools where field or court stormings occur will be subjected to fines.
Kon Knueppel has played 8 post-high school games without Cooper Flagg and is 8-0 with two tournament championships and two tournament MVPs in those games. What that tells us about Cooper Flagg; my column:
It's hard to even explain it to kids these days. I just try to tell them imagine this last year's team staying three or four years, rivals just as Good, fans 10 times louder than they used to be.
Workday HAS to get Chris Martin in one of these "corporate rock star" ads, yeah?
The absolute peak of college basketball. Feel so bad for anyone who wasn’t around to watch it.
Re: the Coldplay incident memes. Y’all need to stop celebrating the third wheel girl. The hell kind of behavior is that to be the third wheel on two people cheating? I’m not saying you need to blow up their spot, but it’s weird as hell that you’re there.
Congrats to the hometown kid 👏 Raleigh-born Tyler Weiss has signed an AHL contract with the @Chicago_Wolves. The forward hopes to make his AHL debut this season. nhl.com/hurricanes/new…
MJ relying on Duke to carry his brand cuz UNC can’t produce pros anymore will never not be funny
BREAKING: Hornets rookie Kon Knueppel has signed a multi-year shoe deal with Jordan Brand. 📄✍️ The 4th overall pick in the Draft will become the key Jordan endorser on Charlotte — the only NBA franchise to feature the Jumpman logo on all uniforms.
Watching RJ Davis complain about being called for a foul when the guy with the ball snapped his neck back on the drive
Heard you were thinking about having some Cooper Flagg hot takes this season.
