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Oppo research on Poilievre uncovers embarrassing past as Leader of Opposition thebeaverton.com/2025/07/oppo-r…

Local man unsure if Canada Post is on strike or if he just doesn’t get a lot of mail thebeaverton.com/2025/07/local-…

Toronto’s real estate market forces Paul McCartney to move concert to Hamilton thebeaverton.com/2025/07/toront…

White House officials say Donald Trump diagnosed with chronic "Distract From Epstein Scandal-itis" thebeaverton.com/2025/07/white-…

Supposedly hip young person doesn’t even know who LCD Soundsystem is thebeaverton.com/2025/07/suppos…

Trump tempted to release Epstein Files just to see own name in print thebeaverton.com/2025/07/trump-…

Newly discovered Shakespeare folio reveals lost play 'Dracula vs. Frankenstein' thebeaverton.com/2025/07/newly-…

TTC appeals to frustrated riders with summer contest ‘Catch That Rat!’ thebeaverton.com/2025/07/ttc-ap… #topoli #toronto

Grok refusing to answer questions unless X users upload blood tests to prove the purity of their DNA thebeaverton.com/2025/07/grok-r…

Congrats to @RebelNewsOnline for finally pulling ahead of us! That day you accidentally reported that Justin Trudeau is NOT a lizard person really paid off!

Trump announces 35% tariffs on Krypton thebeaverton.com/2025/07/trump-… #superman

RCMP apprehend Quebec terrorists after discovering manifesto written only in English thebeaverton.com/2025/07/rcmp-a…

'Calgary Stab-pede' merch already sold out thebeaverton.com/2025/07/calgar… #CalgaryStampede2025

Meet the new CEO of X: this ouija board that speaks directly to Hitler’s ghost thebeaverton.com/2025/07/meet-t…

Fake boomer on Facebook nearly fooled by fake photo of fake baby thebeaverton.com/2025/07/fake-b…

Man fights male loneliness epidemic with mandatory Microsoft Teams meetings thebeaverton.com/2025/07/man-fi…