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F*ck it, here is every single Puskas-worthy goal from this season. So many bangers, this will definitely be the most competitive Puskas award of all time. (A THREAD 🧵)
Generally speaking, from a purely technical perspective, humanity is beyond redemption. We are cooked as a species, our society is in the gutter and there’s no hope for salvation, only attainable through God. This is a fact.
Let me get this straight. #10 becomes available & the club decides to give it to the guy with 125M followers on Instagram, captain of the French national team with #10 at his back & the most marketable player that isn’t Ronaldo or Messi.. And somehow this is all Mbappe’s fault?
This level of PR is satanic. They’re trying to normalize the idea of Yamal winning the d’Or and Dembele not even being in the podium. Yamal LOST the Nations League final and didn’t even participate in the CWC. With this logic, Vitinha should be the undisputed winner.
According to reports, Spanish media are rooting for Lamine Yamal as their Ballon d’Or winner 😳 TNT Sports’ Ballon D’Or power ranking have Ousmane Dembele 4th after losing the Nations League and Club World Cup Final 👀
The amount of hatred Kylian Mbappé gets from our own fanbase is utterly ridiculous. I don’t think I see our fans hate rival players as much as they hate on Mbappé. It’s one thing to dislike him and to criticize him and a completely different thing to be obsessed with him 24/7.
During his time at Real Madrid: Highest tally of goals in a league szn: 17 Highest tally of goals in a season: 24 5 goals in his last 31 games. If he’s actually asking for 30M, I think it’s time to part ways. This level of shamelessness & lack of awareness has no place in RM.
🚨 CONFIRMED: There is no contract renewal agreement between Vini Jr & Real Madrid right now, because the player's salary demands are higher than what the club is willing to pay. @COPE
What’s that 3rd Ballon d’Or criteria again
Spain's Ministry for Social Rights has requested an investigation into possible breaches of disability laws at Lamine Yamal's 18th birthday party following allegations that individuals with dwarfism were hired as entertainers, according to EFE. spr.ly/601544wsW
What’s that 3rd Ballon d’Or criteria again
🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: The Association of People with Achondroplasia and Other Skeletal Dysplasias in Spain will take legal action against Lamine Yamal for hiring people with dwarfism as entertainment for his birthday party.
If Vinicius Jr. hired 200k worth of prostitutes and a group of dwarves for “entertainment” for his birthday, he’d receive more hate than Stalin and Hitler combined. The things you can get away with when your name is “Lamine Yamal” and you’re protected by Barcelona’s Zionist PR.
Jude Bellingham disrespect is reaching Euro-level heights right now. He is probably the only player in our squad who gets the Cristiano Ronaldo treatment by the media as well as rival fanbases. They hate him because he’s too good.
This sudden Rodrygo revisionism is killing me. The brother has 6 goals in his last 30 appearances for Real Madrid. Hasn’t scored a single goal since the 9th of March. Just because Vini is bad & Mbappé isn’t pressing doesn’t mean that Rodrygo is the answer to our problems.