Micheal Afolaranmi

vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry

do you ever get those random moods where you’re not yourself for like a week straight??

twitter is always boring until the unemployed mutuals wake up 😭

mfs really be up late with no btches to text

mfs really be wearing Dior but not Diordorant 😭

mfs wake up with no goals, no ambitions, no future plans and just hop on twitter to say good morning.

i wanna be the reason why you touch yourself at 3am.

i don’t even remember being a baby i just woke up one day and i was 5

hand kisses, forehead kisses, nose kisses, shoulder kisses, thigh kisses, stomach kisses, kisses on the cheek, slow kisses in missionary >>>

i just be on twitter ignoring my whole life

me at night letting the horny take over

hello

take your lonely ass to sleep, your crush isn’t gonna text you and they don’t like you back. goodnight.

if you fumbled me, you’re such a fckin loserrrrr

Good morning x Good morning x

I dey pack load for school Garri no wan enter bag I quickly comot the textbook wey I bring come house

E get some kain wicked naps wey you go take, when you first wake up you go confuse about your identity, time and location for like 10 mins.

Tall girls are naturally friendly and they apologize when wrong, its only those 1.25 litres of containers that are stubborn.

these tiktok pranks getting out of hand😭

my intentions are always pure bc wtf do i really need from you