Jesus H Christ!
@ThatBloke_Jesus
Parody, Influencer, magician, totally real. I only want 12 followers. Ricky Gervais fan, don't tell Dad. Amen!
Can you all just stop being dicks for like 5 minutes!!
Your dead Grandma wants you to not masturbate so much!
Handed Joseph a Father’s Day card and then asked him If he could go and give it to my Dad! I was proper laughing but he actually burst into tears
Happy Father’s Day I wish I had been a better Father to myself
Happy Father’s Day! Always a confusing time for Joseph
Happy Monday! Take the day off and tell your boss I said it was cool J
Everyone will have a blessed weekend! Except Michaels! Anyone called Michael will have a rubbish weekend! J
In Cancun with Moses He has ruined our beach day again
Big shout out to Darren from Blackpool who just thanked me because he thought he had run out of tomato ketchup but then he found a bottle behind the hob nobs I got you Dazza!!!!
Most of your prayers can be answered by just eating less J
Big shout out to Steven from the UK who just thanked me because he thought it was 3pm and he was late for his meeting but it was actually 2pm and he wasn’t Anytime Stevo mate!
Calm down babes
Literally cannot wait for Jesus to return because I am tired of the gender wars. 😮💨
You know when you go to ask your Dad a question but then realise you are your Dad so you go to ask your Mum but realise she's your ex girlfriend