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Houston Texans x EBK Jaaybo Boogieman - Wild Card Edit

There are Will Fuller V days until Houston Texans football returns.

I pray someone sues that new "Tea" app for everything they have. It's not for "safety", not when there's 0 verification behind claims. Women are allowed to say ANYTHING on there and tarnish your reputation over anything they wish. Defamation, Libel, all of it. Awful idea.

Am I crazy for saying it looks like Lassiter has even better footwork and movement than Stingley? That's one of the best things a CB can have, and he does it BETTER than the best in the league.. 🔒😮‍💨

There are Keke Coutee days until Houston Texans football returns.

Y’all turned “he ghosted me after raw sex on the 2nd date” into a tech startup. Lmfao. Be serious. If he cheats, cry. If he lies, block him. If he’s scary, run. If you need a Yelp for men you slept with, maybe the problem isn’t the men. Maybe you need to sit this one out and…

Am I crazy for thinking C.J Stroud got leaner over the offseason? Seems like he's put on some muscle and lost some extra fat.

The whole league will know who C.J Stroud really is by the end of this year. MVP campaign begins 🔜

C.J. Stroud already looking like he put on some speed this offseason. League on watch.

I'm chubbing it.

C.J. Stroud ➡️ Brevin Jordan Looking as good as ever after his ACL tear. 😮‍💨

Demeco Ryans on the new Texans offense first day of training camp: "What I like about it is it's evolving, it's tailored to the Houston Texans." Feels like Bobby is already catching some strays day one.

There are Kris Boyd days until Houston Texans football returns.

Pretty random post but fuck every gym couple on the planet bro I hate y'all

There are Case Keenum days until Houston Texans football returns.

If you were a food you'd be pizza because that's my favorite food (lmk)

"So my girl can't be unhappy and cry on the internet??"

Call it now. What will the Texans 2025-2026 record be?

Still don't know how he wasn't down 😂

There are Xavier Hutchinson days until Houston Texans football returns.

There are Ed Reed days until Houston Texans football returns.