Tesla King

I’m 2,247 miles away and still can’t stop posting about it. It just looks like the ultimate hangout spot for Tesla fans.

Wow! 😳

Federal acquisition regulations require using the best provider at the best price. Anything else would be breaking the law.

Is @Tesla_Optimus learning how to roller skate? 🤔

The idea of the government talking to Ghislaine Maxwell is laughable. If you want to impress me, send someone like Joe Rogan or Tucker Carlson.

Every time I see Optimus, he’s with a new woman. That bot really makes the rounds.

One of these places smells like burgers and fries. The other smells like gas and disappointment.

Huge mistake.👇

🚨BREAKING: JPMorgan tests Tesla Robotaxi in Austin, calling it “solid” & “safe” after full-day trial.

Hey @GuyFieri, you’ve got a show that was made for the @Tesla Diner. 🎬

Tesla Diner already has a 4.5 rating on Google.

I’ve noticed in these popcorn videos that Optimus has his own personal human servant to clean up after him.🤨

Getting up close and personal with Optimus.

Full tour of the Tesla Diner Skypad featuring @Tesla_Optimus and Franz!

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