Tammy Knickerbocker
@TammyKnickerbo4
My daughters were OC Angels. My knockers were legendary. And now it's time for me to come back and save #RHOC. Parody.
I'm so happy to be back on Twitter. I heard this latest season of #RHOC was dreadful, and I'm sure we all know why. There's nobody real left anymore. Also, nobody has beautiful man-made tits anymore. I fulfill both requirements. Therefore, it's time I return @andy. #TammyNotTamra
It's idiotic that Vicki isn't here for the Gretchen/Tamra reunion. She was so vital to shaping that dynamic. We're really missing a lot without her. #RHOC
Melissa could solve this whole problem. All she has to do is fuck Louie and become pregnant with his child. Then Teresa and Joe would finally reconcile. #RHONJ
I heard that Shamea’s mother was caught eating a large pepperoni pizza on Porsha’s mother’s cream-colored chairs in the master bedroom #RHOA
Porsha and Shamea are having a flop off. #RHOA 😂😂😂
Remember when Jen Aydin was caught leaking screeners in the same season she initiated a physical altercation and her stans were still trying to pretend she ever had a chance of coming back to #RHONJ? She had like two personal scenes in 13 episodes. 😂
Ja'Queefa from Steubenville asks... Porsha, who has the tastier ass: Kordell, Dennis, or Simon? #RHOA
IF THE WOMEN -- BASED ON WHO THEY ARE: THEIR PERSONALITIES, CIRCUMSTANCES, AND RELATIONSHIPS -- WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING WITHOUT THE PRESENCE OF CAMERAS, THEY SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT ON CAMERA (UNLESS THE SHOW IS WILLING TO EXPLICITLY SAY THE CAMERA ALONE IS MOTIVATING IT)! #RHOM
This narcissist party is a contrived event solely designed to force conflict. Why doesn't #RHOM trust the women & their relationships to create story naturally? Why such heavy-handed, over-produced gimmickry? This feels very #RHOSLC. This is supposed to be a *docu*-drama, right?
This narcissist party is a contrived event solely designed to force conflict. Why doesn't #RHOM trust the women & their relationships to create story naturally? Why such heavy-handed, over-produced gimmickry? This feels very #RHOSLC. This is supposed to be a *docu*-drama, right?
She ran out of story but Kandi is naturally charismatic and every time I see her back on TV I'm reminded why she stayed so long as a housewife. #RHOA #WWHL #NextGenNYC
Dorinda and the red balloon 🎈#RHONY
chemistry so strong you thought the actors were in love
Emily and Katie can't carry an A-storyline. #RHOC
Katie and Emily are both too mediocre to have this much screen time. A weak premiere, #RHOC!
"Blogger" drama sucks. It's meta-tension that's visually inactive and narratively boring. It killed #RHONJ behind-the-scenes and its consuming #RHOC on-screen at the moment. They need to move on!
These stories are so 2024. They needed a new cast member. And not a tired bring-back like Gr*tchen. #RHOC
I like #RHOM when it feels like classic Housewives: real people with real relationships. I hate #RHOM when it feels like post-modern housewives: theatrical gimmicks inside narrative contrivances. This last episode was the latter!
If Alexia wants to graduate from B-tier housewife to A-tier housewife, she needs to reconcile with Adriana and guarantee her prominence in the show going forward. It is to their mutual benefit!!! #RHOM
The #RHOM should take a cast trip to Alligator Alcatraz next season
Happy anniversary to the day Alexis Bellino’s kids survived being drowned when she was too distracted by her tig ol bitties to notice they had rolled into the pool 🧡🇺🇸🌊 #RHOC