Gorilla Grodd
@TaleOfTheApe
Dude, it was already like that
Tommy C (@tommycsftp) local sophist and corner store man of repute, claims to have a folder containing Aiden’s (@ExiledAiden) alleged shift crimes. Will Tommy C drop the folder to put to bed the rumors that it doesn’t exist?
Attention all commentary Little Eichmanns, Igors, useful idiots and foot soldiers--Please report to your nearest FEMA center for APECOT processing and intake
🚨TWINK PANIC🚨 Commentary boy toy(@ExiledAiden) left CONCERNED and CLENCHED after a psychotic display by Bowbie’s vidcon sugar daddy. How will this affect his twink death status?
🚨DIDN’T GET THE JOKE ALERT🚨 Aiden (@ExiledAiden) has to clear the air after Tommy C (@tommycsftp) takes an obvious joke tweet from a highly comedic source as fact.
🚨HOLY CRINGE ALERT🚨 Erudite (@notsoErudite) offers priceless dating advice on how to attract a high value male in the modern relationship market. What do you think gentlemen? Is the rizz game on point?
🚨FRENCH CANADIAN ALERT🚨 Kuihman (@kuihman) reads the 2 year anniversary post regarding Mama JF’s disappearance. For the sake of realism, he will be using Mama JF’s actual voice. Will Mama JF return home to feast upon poutine ever again? Time will tell…
Holy shit 😱
⚡️Video showing an Iranian Hypersonic missile striking a target in the Gush Dan.
🚨TRUTH NUKE ALERT🚨 @kuihman spitting absolute hellfire as he destroys soda chugging, filth wallowing troglodyte @Asmongold on stream. Will Trump’s top meat rider and utter wretch @Asmongold have the balls to respond? Highly doubtful.
Not Ape I know, but had to share cause our mans is out there doin’ the Lawd’s work. Respek!
No man you don’t understand they were clearly just welcomed in! The police just rolled out the red carpet for them to enter!
HOLY HELL! Look at what’s happening in LA! Someone call the National Guard! Oh, wait… that’s Jan 6… my bad 😳
🚨BANTER ALERT🚨 @IrrationalChad British streamer, Waco theorist, and face of the mens finasteride movement, lays in to @kuihman on stream with amusing results. Keep the banter arc coming, mate!
Luigi…we need you to do us one more quick favor…
BREAKING: Healthcare CEO Gary Cox found guilty in $1 billion Medicare fraud case, faces a maximum sentence of up to 60 years in federal prison.
Potential antisemite @ThePapaGut is refusing to talk to Jewish creators @kuihman and @ExiledAiden, claiming they are guaranteed to be bad faith. The bad faith presumably being Judaism. For shame!
🚨HOMOSEXUAL STALKER ALERT🚨 @ThePapaGut the low IQ, obese and soon-to-die from heart disease streamer who sold his soul for Chinese child factory merch, has a homoerotic obsession with Hasan Piker! So many vids about the target of his obsession. Stay Safe @hasanthehun!
So true Billy…so true…
You either die an absolute legend or live long enough to become a Lolcow
🚨HATE SPEECH ALERT🚨 Destiny dick rider, paid zionist shill, and Egon from Ghostbusters look-alike, @BoxLoner expresses his true feelings about Americans over his dog shit take on chicken and waffles! 🍗🧇