💥 Nurse D, RN/1L
@TakeThatNurses
Left of liberal. Supporter of neither party. Maybe let’s stop killing people for profit, idk.
Gonna start a company where people pay me $400/month for access to pizza, and when they want pizza they can call me for preauthorization and I’ll tell them where they can go, how much they can buy, and what kind they can get. My company will pay for 50% after the first $250 spent
I smell a new pinned tweet
There are as many consistencies of shit as there are stars in the sky
Oh sure, you spread mustard on a strawberry and you’re a psycho, but take the same thing and add a pickle, fig jam, three types of cheese, salami, and an olive, and it’s gourmet
It’s not the most artistic thing in the world, but it’ll get the job done (The job being conveying meats & cheeses into my mouf)
FUUUCK I just submitted a job application and as I was clicking Submit I noticed that for one job history line I wrote “Intensive Care Ujit”
As an ICU nurse who worked through covid, I can assure you this is not true. The problem is, these people are too stupid to differentiate between “more likely to get seriously sick or die” and “everyone is going to die.”
But wait! So, nothing really happened to those people who refused to take Covid-19 vaccine.
One year ago today, Gojira rocked the opening ceremony at the summer Olympics. All the beheaded Marie Antoinettes made me think that maybe US politics wouldn’t be so stupid if part of our national identity was a history of overthrowing OUR OWN government.
Saw this bumper sticker on the car in front of me just as I drove past an anti-genocide rally… I had to slow down and let this car pull way ahead so I could honk to the protestors 😭
Today, the babies are performing their newest tricks, “Kitten Yin Yang” and “Extreme Milk Coma”
Stray cat update: unfortunately, 3 of the 5 kittens didn’t make it while they were living as outdoor cats. So my daughter has taken mom & the two remaining girls in, and now they’re perfectly content to be indoor housecats. Oh, and still absurdly cute
Stray cat update: unfortunately, 3 of the 5 kittens didn’t make it while they were living as outdoor cats. So my daughter has taken mom & the two remaining girls in, and now they’re perfectly content to be indoor housecats. Oh, and still absurdly cute
Stray cat litter update: DAMN they’re cute
It's not, you just hate Jews and are falling for more old "blood libels" stories that try to justify violence against them. The way to justify the Hamas attack, because it was only Jews they killed. You've fallen for Nazi bullshit 80 years after we all learned better
It's not, you just hate Jews and are falling for more old "blood libels" stories that try to justify violence against them. The way to justify the Hamas attack, because it was only Jews they killed. You've fallen for Nazi bullshit 80 years after we all learned better
Now that I’m registered for my first semester of law classes, let’s check in on the required textboo—- *spits coffee*
Five seasons of people ruining their lives, going to jail, overdosing, and getting shot, and your takeaway from Breaking Bad is that it was trying to glorify meth?
Yeah man... So cool to support a show that glamorizes drug manufacturing and trafficking. Meth has damaged so many families in the US.. but yeah lets try to make it cool. Fuck those writers and Fuck the actors that play in the show. Fuck all the midwits that called it good too