Thatch
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When George R.R. Martin passes away do you think they will hire Patrick Rothfuss to not finish his books for him?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Dumpsters on fire off the shoulder of Orion Street. I watched as I-beams littered the construction site near the Tannhäuser Gated Community. All those moments will be lost in time, like droplets from a refreshing water hose. Time…
Obama's presidential library looks like the world's least ergonomic butt plug. Which ironically enough, is also a fair description of his presidency.
Obama’s presidential library looks like…[FILL IN THE BLANK].
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was
I thought invading Canada was just a joke, but it is starting to look like a necessity.
BREAKING: Nearly a dozen Montreal police officers have entered the church that offered to host Christian rocker Sean Feucht after his original venue was cancelled tonight. This comes after the socialist mayor declared that his “show will not be tolerated,” while threatening the…
About half of the things Trump has done that people are outraged about consist of just enforcing already existing laws like an English language requirement for truckers, immigration laws etc...
They are going to take our jobs, aren't they?
JUST IN - A mysterious intergalactic object could potentially be a “hostile” alien spacecraft that’s slated to attack our planet in November, according to a new study by scientists — NYP
This is better.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump's administration considers changes to the H-1B visa system to make it favor companies who plan to pay *HIGHER* than American wages, so they can't use it to undercut Americans, per NYT. MASSIVELY OVERDUE CHANGE IF TRUE! 🇺🇸 They also hope to make the…
This thing was way before its time and was a lot of fun! Mine was grey.
But … who remembers this thing 🤔
Most Americans don’t think about race as much as people in Washington, D.C., do. They understand that souls don’t have a color—and that, to a bear, all of us taste like chicken.
I called this from the start. It seemed obvious one of Epstein's crew made a joke birthday book for him and famous had people sign it. The WSJ should be ashamed of itself.
WSJ now reports that *five dozen* people, including Bill Clinton and Vera Wang, signed the Epstein birthday book that Trump allegedly signed. Either WSJ already knew this but have been playing games, or their sources only just provided this key context. wsj.com/us-news/jeffre…
The guy on the right is my spirit animal.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆👇I'm crying here watching the bloke on the left
Turning off subtitles for Gerald, good luck everyone
You know who has information which could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton Just saying that sort of information cannot be trusted to someone strung out on tranquilizers all day.
Nature is healing. The hysterical burning times are coming to an end.
BREAKING: The View will be taking a hiatus and will not be filming anymore episodes in the meantime.
You might actually be able to buy a gas can that works now instead of having to use other containers which aren't meant for gas but which will actually pour.
Gas cans used to POUR gas. Now they just DRIBBLE like a child's sippy cup. The Trump EPA’s message to gas can makers: VENT THE DARN CAN and let it FLOW BABY FLOW!
All of the worst takes are by "professors." It never fails. This one wants you to believe that a guy who lied under oath about running an op to spy on Congress would not run an op on a president despite ALL of the evidence pointing towards that being precisely what happened.
Knowing Clapper, I think that is the sound of a man distraught that a nation he spent his life defending as an intelligence chief now has one who is using the position to defame people Trump doesn't like in order to deflect from his scandals. That's the sound.
Apparently, the only people not involved in the Trump/Russia collusion issue were Trump and Russia.