THE MMA GURU

If Ciryl Gane upsets or flukes it against Tom Aspinall and Jon Jones spends the night having a "told you so" lecture on here I WILL TERMINATE MY CHANNEL FOREVER MY LIFE FORCE IS NOW ENTIRELY DEPENDANT ON THE TRAJECTORY OF TOM'S CAREER I HAVE YAPPED SO MUCH FOR YEARS

Just posted my reaction video to Dana White announcing HUGE FIGHTS for UFC 320 & 321. Including Aspinall vs Gane, Ankalaev vs Pereira 2, Merab vs Sandhagen & Prochazka vs Hill WE HAVE TO ANNOUNCE FIGHTS IN A BETTER WAY THAN THIS FROM NOW ON! Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=XOf_5v…

Just got done recording The Mighty Guru Show Episode 3 with Demetrious Johnson ✅ In my opinion it's the best episode we've done yet, lot's of fun current events in the MMA world to talk about 🏋️‍♂️ Oh yeah and we also recapped the whole UFC 318 card too #UFC318 IT DROPS TOMORROW

Clear 2-1 win for Michael Johnson in a real "people forget man" performance vs Daniel Zellhuber #UFC318 Zellhuber does nothing to adjust, keeps throwing the same kick to the arms, and spinning. No takedowns, no knee's, no elbows, no counters. Nicksick neuters another scrapper

I just posted a video giving my reaction to Dana White's #UFC318 UFC 318 press conference when he BANNED Jon Jones from the UFC White House event in 2026 and also Jon then having a meltdown about the betrayal on twitter. Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=aND_2U…

Episode 3 of The Mighty Guru Show dropped earlier today on Demetrious Johnson's YouTube channel. We talking about UFC 318, Holloway's win, Poirier's retirement, Jon Jones being banned from the white house and McGregor's recent antics. Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=9W4mkG…

Just posted my every fight to make next after #UFC318 UFC 318 Holloway vs Poirier 3 video, making the next matchups for Max Holloway, Paulo Costa, Kevin Holland, Patricio Pitbull, Johnson, Allen, Vinicius Oliveira, Islam Dulatov and more! Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=99fsQn…

FUCK OFF WITH ALL THIS SILLY SHIT MAN This is a sport The BMF belt is silly, I shouldn't be hearing "and still" for a guy who in his very last fight got brutally knocked out

A bar on Bourbon Street in New Orleans Louisiana was playing my fight companion stream along with the fights tonight at UFC 318 #UFC318 Feels pretty weird I see the crazy view numbers on the stream but to see me being played for a whole bar is crazy Chat am I a big deal? 🤓

Just posted my full card reaction & event recap for UFC 318 #UFC318 Holloway vs Poirier 3 which featured Dustins retirement, Costa vs Kopylov, Ige vs Pitbull, Holland vs Rodriguez, Vettori vs Allen, Islam Dulatov's big debut KO win and more. Check it out! youtube.com/watch?v=0kj__U…

Max Holloway schools Dustin Poirier honestly Poirier took round two at the end nearly finishing Max but Holloway was dominant in the early and later rounds Body work was nasty from Max, took a lot of steam out of Poirier's shots as the fight went on #UFC318 Holloway 49-46

I swear to god if Poirier submits Holloway with a guillotine here in a second I'll lose my mind #UFC318

What judge just gave Kopylov a fucking round wtf? #UFC318 30-27 Costa havent seen him throw like this in the past 5 years, tonight he actually showed up to throw, looked better technically than the 135 & 145'ers earlier All picks wrong so far on the main card, night of the UNC

What if Chase Hooper was the high testosterone Roman Kopylov this whole time #UFC318 Costa is bitching him right now, Kopylov top 15 and won't throw shots back at all, getting beaten bad

Paulo Costa looking great in round one against Kopylov #UFC318 This really is the "people forget man" card. Every prospect looks outmatched and every guy "over the hill" is all guns blazing in prime form

I had this Holland based on the first and the third round, being told I'm wrong but I scored the first for Kevin. IDK HOW Kevin didn't finish Rodriguez in the third and IDK how Rodriguez didn't finish Holland in the second Crazy, sloppy, low level fun #UFC318

Round 1 is either way and will decide the fight in Ige vs Pitbull #UFC318 Maybe 2-1 Pitbull because his takedowns looked cool? IDK Ige landed more Both guys looked like complete shit out there, fucking awful fighters, Ige has been neutered by Nicksick Bellator ahh fight...

Vinicius Oliveira wins pretty clearly against Kyler Phillips in the last two rounds, to win 29-28 #UFC318 Really sloppy fight after the first round, both guys just winging shots with no technique, especially Oliveira. Fun scrap though IDK if Oliveira cracks top 5 now though