𝐉𝐈𝐔 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐔𝐍

ㅤ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺. ㅤ ㅤ

Oh thank heavens! I never finish what I make. I’ll get you a big container, dear. ☺️

I made paella but there’s far too much of it. Wonder if anyone else would want some…?

Oh— and— wait! Which room?

Uuhhh probably yours?

Uuhhh wait— where am I meeting you?

I’m really good at that so I’ll be like ten minutes.

Yessss! Let’s go steal snacks now so we can go laugh at the effects.

Loooove horror movies! If you got anything new I’d love to watch it.

Oooo that sounds so good! What do you wanna watch?

I won’t do that… I’ll take all of their snacks. They don’t deserve them.

We should out rizz them or whatever.

i have my ways.

.. can we play guitar hero

does he reside in your room

keep one eye open tonight

⠀⠀ do not let him hear you say that lest he thinks you've somehow gone soft, chéri. ⠀⠀

but i’m wrong for fighting the oppression of my kind

⠀⠀ i have no doubt your sentiment is shared. ⠀⠀

Which makes them suuuuuck. Seriously. What the hell is with all of these dudes and dudettes.