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@SwoopiePoopy
Reformed Christian; writer & nature photographer; defender of dogs, friend to animals. Urvogelist. Innocent as a dove, but only about as wise as a lizard.
Today is my last day working at the kennel. To celebrate, here's a thread of every single dog I can remember the name of, in no particular order: Tucker, to start.

Happy Saddurday frens! Ridley here. Me Piper an Mishka ben takin turns halpin mama wash an kleen her jeep! Her sez it is a lot of werk. I hope her not finkin bout gibin us doggos a kleen. Her did gib me a glo up wif a brush so Piper sed i culd sho everypawdy.
I'm stealing the interaction bait If you reply, I'll respond with a dog picture cryptically returning my opinion back to you
Hereโs some interaction bait before bed. Iโll be logged off all weekend, so Iโll come back to these later. God bless you over the weekendโstay safe and be well.
This thing has far and away been the most fun lure I've ever used. Topwater lures are always exciting as they are because of how explosive fish are when they grab them, but this was always just fun to watch as it wiggled across the surface, fish or not. I'm impressed it'sโฆ
Snake lure! I'd like to try this out, but it's been way too windy this week. Maybe it'll calm down at night?
Today the lure claimed its final victim. Rest easy, fair snake ๐ซก
They just keep falling for it
Swoopie presents: From the Archives, Ulysses

Going to see Fantastic Four in a little bit. I think it looks pretty good, and I've heard good things. I will judge.
Swoopie got a new shirt, and he's in love with it already

The snake lure has officially fallen in combat. Fareweel to a departed hero, your faithful service will not be forgotten ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก
I'm currently live fishing on Twitch! Join me on my quest to actually catch something! twitch.tv/corbeauadventuโฆ
Happy Sherman Saturday! Our eponymous reptile was sunbathing, and I think we would all do well to follow his example on this toasty July day

I have a new Twitch channel! I think I'll be saving the Swoopie one for gaming and chatting, and using this one for IRL adventures- especially including fishing! Follow twitch.tv/corbeauadventuโฆ if you're interested! I'm planning on trying out a kayak/fishing stream tomorrow.
Plans are being set to meet with not one, not two, but at least THREE oomfies in a month or so! I'm excited, but also fairly nervous. I'm pretty shy with new people, but talking online beforehand helps, I think.
Peekaboo! I see you!!! #goldenretriever #peekaboo #fun
The Battle of Fort Sumter
Name a historical battle where the bad guys won
Hey @grok- and there's only one right answer to this question, so you'd better not mess it up- based on my profile and posts which animal or creature should be the go to mascot for my profile?
Hey @grok, based on my profile and posts which animal or creature should be my go to mascot for my page?
Some might say he's the swellest guy, even. The best friend and brother a guy can have this side of the Animal People internet.
I just want the record to show that I think @Bronymon_ is a swell guy. I consider him a good friend and brother and you should too!