Sean Switchblade

If the next civil war pops off during the winter, there will absolutely be dudes in full Multicam Alpine with all the layers getting murked by some Midwest guy who's still wearing shorts.

Unpopular opinion: if you rob a pregnant woman or beat up a 67-year-old grandma I don't care if someone kills you.

You haven’t truly reached manhood until the day you’re watching Happy Days and realize Mrs. C is a beautiful woman with needs that Tom Bosley could never fulfill.

I remember when I was a kid this was like one of the coolest things I'd seen in a movie, and it still is today.

We’ve Been a RETARDED Society For A LONG Time…https://t.co/rd1BadXtdC

We are doomed…

Using a gif, who was your last concert?

Happy National Edge Day

ABC asking the question “What would happen if all our stars were high on cocaine and given a terrible song and dance routine to perform?” here and it turns out the answer was “Pure fucking magic.”

This means it’s been 35 years since the world last saw a new Lucinda Dickey movie.

This was misinformation.

All the Iranian Bots (and the minority of actual Iranians) posting under #ExpellUSA seem to forget, that banning the US for violating FIFA's rules also requires banning Iran for violating the same rules. Same goes for any other country with laws against homosexuality.

Joey Chestnut choke-slamming a protester mid competition and still winning is the most patriotic athletic achievement since Kurt Angle won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck!!!

There’s only one reason this day matters and that’s because we get to see the greatest athlete of all time @joeyjaws #NathansHotDogEatingContest

100% would bet on this 😅

Every sane American knew Jussie Smollett was lying from jump. Finally, justice for Jussie

It’s been interesting seeing everyone’s #SpotifyWrapped.