SweetStalker
@SweetStalker13
Donut whore. Rim Respector. Tequila Connoisseur. I like 3 people. Maybe just 2. Number 3 knows who they are.
Helping to rake up hedge pieces, the Mister finds $5, and I find a dead racoon.
Mornt Frens! Stormy morning here but the rain is desperately needed. @lovemylife81 you gotta get you a pair of these duck boots!
Mornt Frens!Please keep handsome boi Oliver in your thoughts. A mass was found under his "armpit" (the front left leg). His behavior is normal, eating and drinking habits the same and he never "favored" the area with licking, biting, etc...the mass is being removed this morning.
Mornt Frens! Coffee poured, donut procured. Raspbrrry jelly. This is getting too easy. I am being conditioned. But for what? Dulcifying my morning ire with pastries does not alleviate my thoughts of a confectionary conspiracy being played out @mnsibley have you insight?
Mornt Frens! I have acquired a donut. Everything is gonna be ok. For now.
I have retreated from the hedges amd I am onto a new assignment. I must cleanse the pond and scout our new objective. Muskrat Island.
Update...the hedge trimmers were promptly removed from my person.
I have aquired hedge trimmers.
Mister: "What are you doing with the air hoses?" Me: "These don't go to the pressure washer?" Mister: *shakes head and takes hoses from my arms.
Pro tip: Ladies, if you want something done just go into the garage and start messing with all of the tools. Even the ones you know you won't need. Guarantee he'll come out once he hears the chainsaw start. @realgunny4life @RobertRuda
Pro tip: Ladies, if you want something done just go into the garage and start messing with all of the tools. Even the ones you know you won't need. Guarantee he'll come out once he hears the chainsaw start. @realgunny4life @RobertRuda
Mornt frens! Late start this morning but it's time to get shit done. I can't sit around and reply to your bullshit all day.