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Non-Influencer… Hello Mom… I’m tired of being an adult. can I come home now? California refugee from a horribly run state
Hundred bucks says there is a coyote under that rock and that tunnel is painted on…
AOC is the only bartender in history that gets angry when you ask for ICE
Yeah how is it corrupt democrats can write memoirs but can’t recall a damn thing in a Congressional hearing?!?
Democrats warn that abolishing the Department of Education could result in children too intelligent to vote Democrat.
Cop: I pulled you over because you’re weaving all over the road and your driving is incredibly dangerous and bad. Me: I’m sorry officer I’ve had couple cocktails too many. Cop: That’s no reason to let your wife drive sir.
Breaking News🚨: Nation mourns as the cast members of the view were found alive and well early this morning. Please respect our privacy during this difficult time…
My biggest problem is I’ve got an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other and I’m deaf in one ear…
California has gotten so bad even U-Haul salesperson of the year @GavinNewsom is trying to move out of California back east.
Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family buff.ly/lM5QyuQ
Do you think DJT invited Rosie to join him for the weekend in Scotland since he’s in the neighborhood? Can you imagine if Trump made peace with O’Donnell he would deserve the Peace Prize.
What kind of fool would donate even a plugged nickel to the @DNC and their minion after wasting more than a billion with such disastrous results for the Democrat party in 2024. The Democrat Crypt-keepers are out shaking a very bare money tree. They need to get rid of everyone and…
Coworker: what are you doing? Me: it said in case of fire take stairs
After this week of losses someone needs to go bubble wrap Willie Nelson…
