🔎Al🔍
@SweatieAngle
Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
Arterial spurts slowing to a trickle despite clumsy efforts to keep pressure on my wounds- consciousness fading, with my last strength I encode the map to the location of the legendary lost nazi superweapon in what appears to be an unsolicited dick pic I spam to all mutual’s DMs
I used to be a baby too but I’m still alive so I think everyone should root for me instead
Amit Cohen, who was killed yesterday in Gaza, was once a face known to every Israeli — in 2007, he was a Huggies baby.
After November it will be known as Lake Mamdani
your typical morning at lake como
Well. I mean. Lol
I had brief phone call with President Trump this morning. When asked about the wedding photos showing Epstein attended, he responded, “You’ve got to be kidding me,” before repeatedly calling CNN “fake news” and hanging up. cnn.com/2025/07/22/pol…
[Dracula RETVRN posting] it used to be any village you skulked through had 3-4 girls this -or more!- simple just wandering around the central square each and every dusk, and it wasn’t even a big deal
Marie Devereaux, posing as a "simple village girl" for "Brides of Dracula" (1960)
They always say ‘avoid contact with eyes’ on lotions and sunscreens and stuff because they’re afraid of what you’ll do if your eyes become too youthful, smooth, and glowy.
[the most humorless man in the world] i think I will start a youtube channel about who is winning and who is losing at Comedy
This interaction between my roommates would be even funnier if he hadn’t broken the kitchen sink, left it broken w/out saying anything and that wasn’t going to inevitably result in me having to get bawled out by the landlord if we want it fixed but…dudes rock nevertheless lmao
I love billboard lawyer ads so much - ‘slipped at work? call THE BULL he’ll charge TO WIN’ - last bastion of Real American Masculinity imo