Swami

If you have never read a book about options trading, taken a class, etc, don’t understand what theta, delta, implied volatility, etc are, and have never studied Technical Analysis…for the love of God please think twice about trading options. Especially on GameStop. When I talk…

Narrator - it didn’t

This hedge fund manager has been breathlessly sprinting to every media outlet he can to pump OpenDoor right as it topped yesterday and began selling off with almost 3 billion shares traded in 2 days. It’s down 42% from the high yesterday. My opinion - he’s actively trying to…

This is @TheRoaringKitty ’s version of “It’s all a scam. It’s all fucked up.” $GME

My IRS Agent after finding out all my 100x screenshots are fake

The phrase "It's all a scam. It's all fucked up" in describing Wall Street may be one of the truest things ever spoken. If you watch the markets, there are multiple times per day where this phrase is perfectly applicable. Thanks @ryancohen

Bitcoin is at 119k

You cannot compete on speed with the beep boop boops - be careful out there

Just remember Yahoo news is complicit in trying to separate you from your money. Scum

Also, while I don’t think it’s going to happen right now, I sense an extreme vulnerability right now for those needing to contain $GME - perfect opportunity for someone to step in and blow everything up, eh @TheRoaringKitty ? 😇

Seeing every hack on X push other tickers and mentions of meme stocks everywhere tells me that $GME is probably going to rip and they are trying to control the blast radius. Would be a shame if no one listened to their distractions and everyone bought GameStop.

Bitcoin is not at 119k

The rest of the scene: "With nothing but a stack of receipts, I can trace the *ups and downs* of your lives. And it does not look good. It. Does. Not. Look Good." $GME

Now you may only see a bacon egg and cheese McGriddle, but I see cat ears on a stock chart $GME

You can't post a random picture and expect people to understand it