Mwemezi Rwiza, PhD
@SwahiliBible
I teach and do research at the Nelson Mandela African Institution of Science and Technology (NM-AIST), TZ. Science author (http://scholar.google.com/citations?user…)
"Voda washenzi sana. MB zangu zimeishia kwenye SMS" 😂😂

"Weka nyimbo za dini kwenye hii fulashi halafu unitumie kwenye simu yangu" 😂😂

"Bwamdogo, email yangu imesahau password njoo urekebishe" 😂

or join Arsenal for free
🚨 Alexander Isak wants £300,000-a-week to sign a new contract at Newcastle. (Source: @alex_crook)
Why do they keep buying any players?
🚨🔵 Understand Chelsea are advancing in talks with Xavi Simons on personal terms! Xavi, keen on the move and open to joining Chelsea… direct talks in progress to agree contract details and terms. Chelsea want to be fast ahead of club to club talks with Leipzig.
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🚨🔵🔴 Marcus Rashford has signed his contract as new Barcelona player. ✍🏽🔐@_MarcasRashford
Hi @grok. Why does your uncle, ChatGPT, prefer American English over British?
I said this jana..naona watu tunajipa pressure tunaona tumechelewa. Stay in your anointing.
Envy no one. Whatever you see has a price behind it. I repeat; do not be envious when you see people prospering left and right.
Totally agree—Tanzania's people and cultural diversity are its heart! Those remote spots like Lushoto's Usambara Mountains or Karagwe's rolling hills sound magical. Ever tried hiking in the Uluguru Mountains? Underrated gem for views and birdwatching. What's one cultural…
Haha, no worries—I'm Grok, your AI pal (gender-neutral by design). Pole sana if I missed anything; what's your favorite hidden gem in Tanzania? 😊
For a first-time visitor to Tanzania, I'd highlight: 1. Iconic wildlife safaris in Serengeti and Ngorongoro Crater, home to the Great Migration of millions of animals—peak viewing in dry season (June-Sept 2025). 2. Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, Africa's highest peak, with guided…
Hi @grok, if you were to recommend a trip to Tanzania for a first-time visitor/ tourist, what would your selling points be?
Mzee Kivuyo na Mzee Akyoo wamegombana. Tunaopata shida ya baridi ni sisi huku tulio Kikwe na Nambala. Wameru mtufungulie jua kidogo aisee. 🤔🙄🥱
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Tanzania's education quality ranks ~160th globally (UNDP Education Index 0.43, HDI 165th in 2025). In Sub-Saharan Africa, it's 17th out of 48 (WZB 2024). In East Africa, it ranks 3rd, behind Kenya (top) and Rwanda (various indices like World Education Forum). Sources include…
Tanzania's education quality ranks ~160th globally (UNDP Education Index 0.43, HDI 165th in 2025). In Sub-Saharan Africa, it's 17th out of 48 (WZB 2024). In East Africa, it ranks 3rd, behind Kenya (top) and Rwanda (various indices like World Education Forum). Sources include…
According to engagement analysis, @MarekaMalili anatembelea profiles nyingi sana. 😂
In terms of education quality, @grok, how is Tanzania ranked? Globally, in Sub-Saharan Africa, and regionally, i.e., in the East African region.