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My 5yo who has never watched an episode of sponge bob this morning at breakfast: “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!” Me: how do you even know who sponge bob is? Her: He’s just a yellow piece of cheese, daddy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Another day, another deal under contract. 5% Deposit sent this morning. Now we enter due diligence. - Tank sweep and survey up next. LET'S GO BABYYYYY!!!

I literally cannot wait for Elon to be like, "Damn, restaurants are hard!" 😂 Wouldn't wish restaurant ownership on my worst enemy.

⁦@ybfollard⁩ and I went from replies to DM to iMessage to a call scheduled for tomorrow afternoon in the span of < 30 minutes. Said it before, but will say it again: convert online relationships to IRL (adjacent) Love this app

Final Construction Draw Rec’d on Project Fairmount Lender is a local Lawyer - v buttoned up. He even escrows our taxes and insurance 😅 Gave 100% of purchase + 75% of cons in 2 draws. 1st after passing roughs 2nd after installing floors Unsure if I’d take this deal again

Big Boy Draw 2 for Project Weston This house is already sold Have to finish by Nov 15 Rough Inspections early nxt wk All gas, no brakes

If I build 5 single family homes and sell them for $2M each… Do I have an “Eight Figure” SMB? Or maybe a better question is… If I develop and sell $10M worth of resi real estate in 2025… What do I “have”? — What would you say? Idk why I’m even asking this. Not tryna…

Update: Closed. Pics coming next week. Still have some punchlist to complete. Celebrated by dancing to “Congratulations” w the wife and kids.

I consider myself RICH in relationships. Like trillionaire status. I’d be NOTHING wo the friends and family I choose to spend much of my free time with. But it doesnt come easy. It takes work to stay in touch. Make plans. Stick to them. Enjoy each other’s company IRL. 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼

CD Set is back on Project Willow. Submitting for Permits on Monday. Converting a 1929 Build Up-Down Duplex into an SFR HML appraiser took a dump on our business plan. *Cannot wait to prove him wrong.* Smaller comp is about to print across the street above our underwriting

Another Deal, Another Credit Card. Wish I wasn't such a sucker for points. Also wish @Chase made it easier to obtain new cards for new projects.

Closing Project Oliver tomorrow at 1:15pm Photos scheduled for 1:00pm Cleaners scheduled for 9:00am We got the CO today at 3:00pm We replaced the furnace today at 9:00am. What a sequence. Cant wait to share this one w yall.

Mobile notaries are like uber drivers now. They're letting anyone do it.

ShakFam cleans up well. Esp for Indian Sweet 16s. 🙏🏽

This is the latest progress video of Project Weston We sold it in this condition 😅🤯 For the lames who think agents are overrated / overpaid, I vehemently disagree. Selling a home pre-construction like this takes a steady, convincing hand that projects confidence. My agent is…

Honestly have no idea what took me so long.

Driveway ✅

Friend is in from out of town. Went to the local park to put up some shots after dinner. After fkn around for an hour, we did a first to hit half court wins. Chef Curry w the Shot, boy!

UNDER CONTRACT WITH 7 MINUTES TO SPARE! Just finessed the new NJ MANSION TAX, but Job’s Not Finished. Have to deliver by Nov 15 to get grandfathered in. 😅😤

Project Weston Update: Offer came in last night at 8pm Agreed on terms this morning by 10am Will be UC by 7/9 & Deliver by 11/15 to avoid the new mansion tax We just finished framing 😅 I inherited a high sense of urgency from my parents and it continues to payoff