Spooky Lukey
@SukeLephens
HEY TWITTER I'M LUKE.
It's Friday and I'm going to celebrate by drinking a beer.
I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson
looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE
the man who wrote jurassic park was 6'9" bro was focused on the wrong raptors
Celebrities are all coming together to face The Rizzler in Mario Kart in what appears to be a reverse Make A Wish situation
Hey guys! Today was my first day at my new job as the guy who connects Ryan Walter’s’ laptop to the projector. Big things ahead!
because of the implication
looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE
If the Trump/Epstein thing has taught me anything, it’s taught me to take less pictures with my friends.
Trump has more pictures with Jeffrey Epstein than most people have with their grandparents.
New Trump-Epstein photo just dropped, this one featuring James Brown. (via NYT)
While you may see many posts today mourning the “loss” of Hulk Hogan, I will instead present you with a compilation of him getting hit with various finishers for over 30 seconds Enjoy!
me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
Bro tried to tell us and made a banger in the process 😂
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
this sentence was never meant to be said
A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.
That boy name must be on every page 😭
TRUMP: CONSIDERING REBATE CHECKS FOR LOW-INCOME AMERICANS
Guys. In that Flair TMZ video, Ric, whilst bawling, makes a point to say Hulk wasn't as good as Ricky Steamboat. It's possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard or seen.
Charles Embezzlement Cheese
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…
We’re not done with you. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 in theaters December 5.