Stu Jitsu

When I first started Jiu Jitsu, purple belt seemed unattainable. Fast forward five years and it’s completely surreal that I’ve just become one. Huge thanks to coach Aaron Rogers for seeing what I can’t and helping get my self-belief back on track after a horrendous start to 2024.

Happy Gilmore fans who don’t like Happy Gilmore 2 clearly just don’t like being happy. The callbacks, the nostalgia, the return of Shooter.

Getting to the point now where @Arsenal’s new signings are having to make their own announcements through third parties. Press team needs a bloody good shake.

Forget the numbers, I couldn’t be arsed to change them, look at this potential #arsenal team for 2025/26

Come on @Arsenal, take us home.

Showing the upstarts how’s it’s done. #TheProdigy #GlastonburyFestival #glastonbury2025

This The Prodigy set might just go down as the best Glastonbury performance ever. Flawless.

Fucking hell, The Prodigy aren’t messing about. 👌🏻👏🏻 #theprodigy #Glastonbury2025 #GlastonburyFestival

For those old enough to remember, BBC Verify is just Press Gang isn’t it? Watching @flightradar24 isn’t investigative journalism.

The final straw for Big Ange. #angepostecoglu #spurs #Tottenham

Hey @Arsenal, yes a new contract for Gabriel is great news, but it’s not a signing. This transfer window cannot end as disappointingly as the last couple. Please don’t subject the fans to another Raheem Sterling. Put your bloody hands in your pockets. #Arsenal #transferwindow

Following on from the #HappyGilmore2 trailer, I thought I’d give #tudum2025 a chance. I lasted six minutes. It was one of the most irritating, brain-dead, vacuous pieces of garbage I’ve ever seen.

Really glad @footballontnt only showed 30 seconds of #LinkinPark so that we could see all those bullshit adverts and that excruciating Superman promo. #UCLfinal

The nerve of that guitarist to throw those shapes for such a lousy guitar solo. 😂😂 #TOTP

Sheffield United were awful in the 2023-24 season, would have been a joke for them to bounce right back. This was the right result. #PlayOffFinal

I’ve watched 36 seasons of football. In each one Everton have played home games at Goodison Park. Today, another piece of football history is gone forever and that really fucking sad.

There is not a doubt in my mind and I will repeat until either it happens or I can’t talk anymore, but @_DeclanRice deserves to be @Arsenal Captain. He’s proven it again and again this season. #arsenal #ARSNEW

Stay. Humble. Eh. #FACupFinal #bottler

Please, for the love of god, stop referring to those Palace fans as “Ultras”. It’s fucking stupid. #FACupFinal

Hey @BBCSport, if you’re trying to make me feel sorry for a soulless club, funded by a rich oil-producing nation, it won’t fucking work. 😂😂 #FACupFinal

Daryl Stuermer is one of the finest guitarist ever. #IYKYK #TOTP