StrayTato
@StrayTato
A tail-end millennial in my lovecraftian era. I make memes, videos, & shitpost. if you're a self-described passionate weirdo, you're welcome here.
StrayTato Paranormal | Skinwalkers I had fun making this. Analytics, strategic posting, and algorithm be damned. Hope y'all enjoy it. I'll keep making the content. 🍻
Comic book superheroes are the American equivalent to Greek Gods & mythos. The soonest people can figure that out the sooner they'll realize capeflicks aren't going anywhere. Our nation is 249 years old. They ARE our equivalent to Greek Gods.
Sydney Sweeney is literally the Marilyn Monroe of the millennial and zoomer generation. Big tittied, beautiful blonde. I'm sure Marilyn smiles down at her in heaven, knowing she finally has a true successor.
Here's Sydney Sweeney. Possibly the most American girl-next-door model of the past decade. The Left are calling her a "Nazi" because....she exists and is white. Fuck Leftists. Support American Eagle.
December 7th, 2023, was the last day I stopped smoking weed. Sometimes, I truly do miss it. But then I think of my daughter and my aspirations to be a good father.
My advice: If you feel suppressed because you feel like your reach is being throttled or whatever, keep grinding. With enough time, they'll have to notice you.
Don't fuck with my moots. They're my boys (and I think there's a pussy or two in there)
My favorite poster on this platform is HowlingMutant. Dude says the most off the wall shit.
I feel like Adult Swim grossly underestimates how many millennials would subscribe to a streaming app of all their exclusive shows. [AS] has been my background comfy channel ever since it shouldn't have been lol.
-X took away my ability to promote my videos by taking away the boost/promote button even though I was willing to pay to reach my audience, and always did. What did X mean by this? 🤔
Also, for the record, I love James Gunn's films and I'm really excited to see where he takes the DCU. You can hate the man if you want, but I think his films speak for themselves.
🎶 “Lizzie Borden took an axe / And gave her mother forty whacks / And when she saw what she had done / She gave her father forty-one” 🎶 Lizzie Borden video next? This early America murder mystery has fascinated me since I was a kid.
Rayquaza, I'm coming for ya ass.
"pokemon games were never hard" ok bro, explain this then
Sometimes, I get nostalgic for when I was 21 & 22. It was 2015. Skateboarding to get around all over town, between my two jobs as a skate guard at a roller rink and a gas station attendant, renting out a room, borderline alcoholism, Pokémon Go, watching Filthy Frank on youtube..
It would be so easy to grift off politics and pop culture. I just don't have the passion for it.
Seriously, if there are aliens out there, they may very well be surprised by how much human beings collectively just don't fucking care anymore. There has never been a better time to make their presence known. Bro, we're so bitter and jaded. Come say hello, ET.