Sarah with an H

If you've not heard it in full before, enjoy! x ‘Carlito (Carlos Marin solo album 1981)’ soundcloud.com/mojojonjo/sets… #carlosmarin #ildivo

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I have literally nothing to say

Urgh it keeps buffering. My wifi signal is perennially shit.

Is 10:25pm too late to start watching The Constant Gardener?

It's amazing how Daniel Craig as Bond does absolutely nothing for me, but give me this bastard reading his damn poetry because he thinks it'll help and I'm all 🥹🥹

Why is he so cute 😭😭

Imagine getting the 7th wicket and thinking you're into the tail properly and then realising Ben Stokes is coming back out to bat #ENGvIND

Please someone tell Daws he was referred to as a "warhorse" on commentary. I really want to see his face when he hears it 😂 #ENGvIND

COME ON DAWS 🙌🏻 #ENGvIND

The camera panning to the red ball mark on his balls 😭

I really hope Mr and Mrs Stokes don't want any more kids 🫣 😂 #ENGvIND

It absolutely is not weird. In fact this is my preferred method of movie and theatre (play or musical) watching.

"It wasn't luck. We were there for many hours " So you stalked him? You're admitting you waited around specifically to accost him while he was trying to go about his personal business? Do you realise how weird that is?