that flower beard guy

Look what this babe has done to my beard

once dated a guy who turned out to be a millionaire. to hide his wealth from me he lied about being unable to afford the bill, and called his sister, who was in on it. She showed up to the restaurant. This is also his way of getting a second opinion on me, his date. she 1/3

❓ how long till u start feeling comfy around new ppl? 💬 Depends on where I'm at tbh #tellonym tellonym.me/Stevylemonpeas…

❓ What did u do today? 💬 Work and manage disappointment #tellonym tellonym.me/Stevylemonpeas…

❓ fav thing about ur partner 💬 Honestly, not to sound too soppy, but I fell in love with how she lives. She’s the kind of woman who makes you slow down and notice the world. Every blade of grass, every quiet detail, there’s adventure in jus... #tellonym tellonym.me/Stevylemonpeas…

❓ imagine ur dating someone who believes in conspiracies, what would u do when u realized it 💬 Bro considering how life is looking right now all them mad people aren't looking too crazy #tellonym tellonym.me/Stevylemonpeas…

❓ still mention me when I'm not there? 💬 Huh?? I don’t even know who this is #tellonym tellonym.me/Stevylemonpeas…

🚨| The Miz stated that if Drew McIntyre is unable to return to the U.S. before SummerSlam due to ongoing passport issues, he is willing to step in and team with Logan Paul to face Jelly Roll and Randy Orton. INTERESTING 👀

🚨| The Miz stated that if Drew McIntyre is unable to return to the U.S. before SummerSlam due to ongoing passport issues, he is willing to step in and team with Logan Paul to face Jelly Roll and Randy Orton. INTERESTING 👀

I swear that's...surely it couldn't be?

This whole “she has 2 baby fathers” thing is weird. Because it’s almost like once you say you’re a Christian you aren’t allowed to make mistakes lool (also i don’t care to debate so stay where you at 🫵🏾)

Bro doesn't know about the lick back interest rate

LOOOOL its enough honestly

“You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires” its crazy

Wait that can't be the same Harry Kane from totty doing that?

You know what I find funny is that these people never find each other

Mind you she had baby #2 mid radical phase, the girl really perplexes me

Vanessa Kirby is 'dying to play Malice' in a future MCU project "She could be lethal. It felt so real to me that somebody that’s trying to be a force for good also has the capacity [for darkness]" (via @Variety)

LOL you think they've seen disrespect now, wait till black history month and his burial.

She the type of hoe to think she look better because she’s lightskin

This is him. Mr Thomas… you did me dirty man! You instructed me to pack a classroom full of chairs up a hill as a requirement for passing your class, after repeating to you many times that I wasn’t feeling too well. You’re wicked. And you deserve whatever you get.